Queen Novo: and haul you way up high! Then higher, and higher, and higher until you’re hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath. And then, they cook ya, and then, they eat ya, or worse…
 
Princess Skystar: [gasps] What could be worse than that?!
 
Queen Novo: Gift shops.
 
[shows gift shop and the inside of the gift shop]
 
Princess Skystar: [gasps]

Queen Novo: They’re back! They’re back I tell ya! I saw it with me own eyes! [everyone looks at Queen Novo like she ‘s crazy] The hooks! The hooks!
 
Sea Pony #1: How about a mint?
 
Queen Novo: The hooks! The hooks!
 
Sea Pony #2: Can you make that to go?
 
Terramar: [gives Sea Pony #2 his food in a bag] You don’t know how lucky you are.
 
Queen Novo: The hooks. So there I was, minding my own business…
 
Terramar: I’d love to hear another of your riveting sea tales, but, um… I have to do my waste basket inspection. [puts a trashcan on his head] Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. There’s one.
 
Queen Novo: Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
 
Princess Skystar: Warn him about what, Mother?
 
Queen Novo: The hooks, me bucko. They’re back. Beware the hooks.
 
Princess Skystar: The hooks?

This looks much more fun than double overtime at the Sugar Cube Corner.

Novo: Girls! I wasn’t quick enough! They’re gone! Oh, if only I could hold them in my arms again, I’d-
 
Pinkie and Skystar float back down.
 
Novo: (pissed) I’d throttle them! What did I tell you about those hooks, Skystar!?
 
Skystar: Well, um-
 
Pinkie: I’ll tell you about the hooks! You ride ‘em up and up and up…then you gently…float…down.
 
Novo: (in Pinkie’s face) And do you know what happens when you don’t float back down?
 
Skystar: Gift shops?
 
Novo: WORSE! You end up… vacuum-packed in a can of tuna!
 

 
Novo: With nothing to look forward to but the smell of MAYONNAISE!
 
 
(Girl scream)
 
Skystar and Pinkie: AAAH! We promise, Mom (Pinkie: Queen Novo)!
 
Novo: I need a Hippocamp’s Promise. Repeat after me; hear ye, hear ye, near the Hooks, we’ll never be.
 
Pinkie and Skystar: Hear ye, hear ye, near the Hooks, we’ll never be!
 
A hook pokes Novo in her flank.
 
Novo: YOI-EEEEE! SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL, THAT REALLY STINGS!
 
Skystar and Pinkie: Aaaaah! Sweet mother of Pearl, that really stings.
 
Novo: Alright, good. Now, let’s get outta this death trap.

“How can they be dangerous? THEY’RE COVERED IN FREE CHEESE!”

Does this look dangerous to u?

Sky Star: “Hello? Does somebody have a can opener?”
 

Here’s your (you).

@Silent Wing  
She’s gr8, so don’t h8.
 
Also.
 
“Hey, Anonymous. How many bait posts can you respond to?”  
“Just one at a time.”  
“You are like a little baby. Watch this.”

@Background Pony #08E6  
I rate her 8/8.

Could it be argued that Princess Skystar is…great bait?

Aw shid, i’ve been found out!  
All I do is make absurd or semi-obscure references to things with ponies.  
I hope I can be forgiven for this.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

@Merr  
Oh wow that’s amazing

I always knew she was a hooker