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willy wonka is shaking in his boots.
The Thing:
“Oh, a stray dog coming from nowhere. OSHA says we have to put it in quarantine and check if it has rabies or something from behind a very thick glass and monitor everything.” END MOVIE
Life/Aliens/Dead Space/Whatever of that kind:
“An alien has invaded the ship! OSHA says we have to instruct everyone that we must blow the /Insert ship here/ if that happens.” END MOVIE
28 days later:
“OSHA says we cannot manipulate level 4 biological threats with less security than a nuclear facility. Good thing, those activists cannot breach the containment this way, imagine the virus is released, haha.” END MOVIE
The Fly:
“By OSHA standards, I can’t use my teleport machine myself yet, not only because of a COI, I need to test it with many animals first to prove it’s safety.” END MOVIE
Cube:
“Ok, because of OSHA we cannot force you into a maze full of lethal traps to test it if you don’t sign up these papers first. Please?” END MOVIE
Armageddon:
“OSHA commitee has instructed us that it’s safer to train astronauts to mine than send rookie miners to space. They will do fine.” END MOVIE
Stealth:
“Fine, OSHA. We will test what could happen if the futuristic AI plane gets hit by a lightning bolt before sending it for real missions. Happy?” END MOVIE
Resident Evil:
“Follow the OSHA measures and stay inside the facility. Do not tamper with the AI, it’s programmed to save the world from the T virus.” END OF FRANCHISE
FNAF:
“Murderous animatronics? OSHA does not approve the project until the behaviour is corrected.” END OF THE GAME
Fallout:
“By OSHA standards, we cannot do experiments on american citizens trying to escape from the nuclear war. Also, the cars, guns, computers, robots and many weapons are terribly unsafe to use and manufacture.” GAME CHANGES A LOT
Left 4 Dead:
“These people seem to be immune. But we better quarantine them, they can be carriers.” END OF GAME
Bioshock:
“An underwater city with basic supplies deficit and free access to reality warping drugs? OSHA does not approve the construction.” END OF GAME
What about the foundation, this is More there jurisdiction
Edited
@FanOfMostEverything
That would be an amazing twist-ending for a horror or sci-fi spoof, actually.
‘I’m from the OSHA. Yeah… we’re shutting this whole place down. Even the freakin’ cafeteria is a class 1 bio-hazard, for crying out loud!’
OSHA has no place in fiction, that’s a myth.