@Background Pony #9ECF  
@Derpyfan  
She probably doesn’t have any. The school probably doesn’t even admit students who are that young.
 
But she’d probably just be confused more than anything. And when pressed, probably just say that wouldn’t be appropriate because she’s old enough to dress herself, or something. Or she might do it with her magic or something. They’re probably less paranoid about pedophiles in Equestria. Plus, Starlight is a mare so could probably get away with more.
 
…damn, just remembered one time I asked a tutor in like 1st grade how people are hanged. Hahaha, what a creepy thing to ask. She explained, very uncomfortably. Talk about hard questions. I just saw people hanging in a movie some days before or something (A Knight’s Tale?) and wondered how they got up there.
 
This would probably just result in an uncomfortable situation like that.

@Background Pony #9ECF  
That doesn’t mean she’ll agree to everything.

@RainbowDash69  
Also very helpful! She’s not good at saying no to ponies.

@Derpyfan  
And starlight is very kinky lol ;3

@Background Pony #9ECF  
And?

@Derpyfan  
This is Starlight Glimmer we’re talking about here.

@Background Pony #9ECF  
What makes you so sure?

I bet Starlight uses extra baby powder

@Derpyfan  
But it is what you go to Starlight Glimmer for, because she’ll actually do it.

That’s not what you go to a guidance counselor for Cozy.