Zecora: I had a friend back home who was a giraffe. When you thought they can’t talk, it just made me laugh.
Fauna: Well, don’t you think there are ways you can solve problems and tell people things WITHOUT making them drink mysterious potions?
Zecora: I am a chemist, not a therapist.
Alright punks, listen up. It’s me, totally B.J. Dazzle and not just some rabbit pretending to be them, here to bring you the next part of the Season 9 whatever. This week’s comic is based on She Talks to Angel, aka: “Angel Bunny Finally Tells Us What’s REALLY on His Mind: the Episode”. This is easily one of the best episodes of the season. After all, it stars m-… I mean, Angel, playin’ the role of temporary pony as we really get a closer look at him as a character and really learn more about the mysterious bunny we’ve come to love and praise over the years! …And that whole “body swap potion” thing is kinda neat, I guess. I could say more about the episode, but writin’ this description is pretty borin’, so I’m just gonna get a move on.
Lessee… looks like this comic is about that one giraffe that lives in the Sanctuary? Pfft, I dunno WHAT I was thinkin’, clearly this comic should have been about the livin’ miracle that is Angel Bunny! …Well, since we’re here… I know I ain’t the only one that’s brought that giraffe’s existence and status in the world into question; practically every other creature with hooves in this nonsensical world is able to talk and hold a job and stuff, so I dunno why the giraffe gets a pass. Ah well, she’s been here for a while now, and I’m just some stupid loser on the internet that gets really passionate about a children’s cartoon for some reason, so what do I know.
So… now I guess I gotta end with some sorta inspirational tagline or somethin’? Lessee… uh, stay in school, don’t do drugs. Yeah, sure. See ya next episode, I guess. Maybe. We’ll see.
I think it’s because of the eyes. she’s practically the only exception to the ‘rule’ that pony-style eyes are seen only on sapient creatures and that does look strange.
Okay, the idea that Clementine is freeloading off the animal sanctuary by using the fact that ponies don’t know Giraffes are on the same sapience level as them is honestly too funny to pass up. That’s it, that’s my headcanon from now on.
@Darth Shy
Possibly from people thinking it was weird that giraffe are animals and not sentient creatures. Even saw someone calling it’s a huge retcon(that was dump)
I think it’s because of the eyes. she’s practically the only exception to the ‘rule’ that pony-style eyes are seen only on sapient creatures and that does look strange.
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Possibly from people thinking it was weird that giraffe are animals and not sentient creatures. Even saw someone calling it’s a huge retcon(that was dump)