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Crystal Guard: Because I saw you looking at it. * smirks *
Mare: If you insist. * touches plot *
Crystal Guard: * gasps * * becomes aware of what’s happening * M-m-ma’am w-what are y-you doing?
Mare: * mockingly * Just following orders sir.
Crystal Guard: WHAT!? who gave you that order?
Mare: You did sir. * fluttering eyes *
Crystal Guard: … … … …
Mare: * now facing him directly * So did you like it? * flirting *
Crystal Guard: Well I like I- Mmmph * the mare has her lips locked with his *
Mare: * he talks too much oh Celestia he so good at kissing *
WELL YOU CAN FINISH THIS STORY I’LL LEAVE A COMMENT FOR WHO HAS WON IN A MONTH P.S YOU CAN NAME THE MARE AND GUARD IF YOU WANT
Hah. GAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEE.
You’re aware that males who like other males in a sexual context exist… right?
i assume you don’t like stallions?
I knew that. FOR THIS IS WHAT MAKES THE BOOTY SWEET!
That, my friend, is actually, don’t be too surprised, is a stallion.
dun dun DUN!
Check the tags.
…I’m… Going to adorn the body of a stallion?
You shouldn’t laugh at all. You’re next.
I laughed a lot harder than I should have
Noo!
Not the donut glaze!
D8>
Might want to bring this to your hubby’s attention.
“Doesn’t look so shiny to me.”
“Shinier than yours, meatbag.”