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Shiny’s going to have an awkward time explaining that to Twily.

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Nataniel

and i just now translated the latin.  
hell, if i’m, so desperate to get some that i’d pay Molly a visit, then i’m sooo cool with this.
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@Poptard  
Maybe the guards live forever and it’s just taken this long for that many to build up. 11 months = 1 per year = an army of at least 1000 members. That’s already more than Canada! *Rimshot*
 
Okay, I’m done.
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@Poptard  
Maybe Celestia’s like a cat. She can mate with several stallions and give birth to a litter, each with a different father (cats can actually do that, look it up). Maybe she can drop out a foal in a few weeks with age spells; grow them up in a month. Like Judge Dredd (The good Stallone version).
 
Think about it: a never-ending stream of offspring. It’s already canon that she basically tinkered with Twily’s entire life to groom her into a princess, maybe pony life is cheap to a (potentially) immortal pony who needs a viable army, crafted on the genetic level with magic to make them look and act alike, with just a dash of Alicorn DNA to make them loyal and strong. Every now and again she’d leave things to chance in the off-chance the genetic variant would be a superior offspring to become captain.
 
One day they will march out of Equestria and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very PLANET is in the loving grip… of the Pax Celestica…
 
BUUUUUUM… BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUM… BUM BUM BUUUUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUM.
 
Shining Armor: That was beautiful.  
Cadance: (Looks at him with baffled distain)
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@DanielTepesKraus  
Coat dying, mane dying, maybe glamor spells? I can tell you aren’t being serious, so I won’t be serious when I point out that with a 11-month horse pregnancy, Celestia would only get around 45 or so guards before they start getting too old to actually guard anything. We’ve already seen a few hundred guards, so, no.
 
And if they’re the children of Celestia, they’ll all be royalty. And when everyone’s royalty…  
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No one will be.
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@Poptard  
I like to imagine that every single royal guard is the offspring of Jus Primae Noctis. I mean, why else do they all look exactly the same yet come in all species and colors?
 
(Yes, I am implying about Shining Armor what you think I’m implying)
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You know, the only sources of this “tradition” were from countries reporting it in rival nations, pretty much slander.
yomerodes

@RIG
 
In short, royals have the right to bed the marriage partners of their subjects, even in the same night of the wedding. An archaic tradition, most remembered by many from the Mel Gibson Braveheart movie.
Background Pony #089A
“Fine, as captain of the Canterlot guard, I believe I can handle to sacrifice myself in order to protect my bride, take me Celestia, but please, do it fast”
 
“Who cares about you shorty…I’m taking HER!”