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Art by: Stoic5

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ShimmeringStallion

@platypusmac  
Well, considering the elements of harmony are literally made to stop ponies with Celestia and Luna’s personalities, it’s not hard for fans to just throw in 500 words of Celestia being blasted by the power of the Elements, and either cured or sent to the sun, followed by Luna, before Discord is told to lower and raise the sun and moon.
 
Hey; It’s as implausible and dumb as the story had become…
platypusmac
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@SuperDEF  
Not only that… the REASONS why the Elements were screwed up were moronic. Twilight’s was almost believable (wanted to study the human), but the others…  
Rarity sent Anon to fetch some gems in Diamond Dog territory, and he was almost mauled;  
Applejack bucked him into next week because he kept dissing apples when she was VERY annoyed;  
Rainbow Dask kept pranking him with lightning bolts, even if only ponies are lightning-resistant (she even has a flashback where she realizes that Pinkie almost killed Gilda with that joy-buzzer of hers);  
oh, and Pinkie? The one who got off easy? She tried to kill him with a thrown stone, but she “wasn’t herself” so she ended up under therapy.  
Honestly, that chapter made me sick… they were so OOC it was almost ridiculous.  
Oh, and guess what? The Elements weren’t “disbanded”, they were RECRUITED. You know, “keep on with what remains of your lives, if we have any need we’ll call you AND you’ll come.” Guess we should call her General Celestia, innit?
SuperDEF

@platypusmac  
In other words, Celestia and Luna pretty much ruined their only means of defense against evil when harmony is endangered over one guy.
 
This is exactly why I stopped reading the story; it derailed so much into something I cared very little for. I only made it as far as the bath scene when Anon cleaned Luna’s back and I just got bored. The humor for the story increasingly died down while fanservices and suggestive innuendos became more and more frequent.
platypusmac
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@SuperDEF  
You’re VERY lucky. I finished it… and it ends with Celestia and Luna basically destroying the Mane Six’s lives because they did weird things to Anon, who by then has become Celestia and Luna’s only true friend and potential lover. For example, Fluttershy got scared by Anon and replied with the Stare, that according to the author triggers an aggressive reaction in humans, so Flutt’s pets had to pin him down. Celestia’s reaction? Fluttershy’s not a good enough caretaker because she didn’t curb their aggressive tendencies, so her pets have to be taken away… and castrated to make them docile. Yes, ALL of them, from Angel to Harry. Kind of disturbing, even if you don’t take into account that her pets are SAPIENT… Oh, and the others get it even worse: Twilight is recalled to Canterlot indefinitely, Rarity gets told by Fancy Pants NEVER to go back to Canterlot and that she’ll never amount to anything, Applejack gets two ribs broken by Luna’s full force kick, Dash is pretty much banned from everything pegasus by Spitfire (no Wonderbolt career, no weather management, NOTHING). Pinkie is the only one that gets away relatively scot free - except for the fact that she sees her friends basically disbanded and, in a few cases, exiled.  
Oh, and the fanfic has a sequel where Anon becomes officially Celestia’s lover.  
I could only shake my head and think “And to think that it started so well…”
ShimmeringStallion

@SuperDEF  
No, but smashing into it while he’s driving it and causing him to crash as a result, means it’s not functional to drive.
 
Also, Celestia took it to Pinkie Pie for repairs.
 
That should say it all.
SuperDEF

@ShimmeringStallion  
Also, Equestria’s Insurance policy won’t cover anything “Alicorn” related damages and Anon can’t even legally sue her either, because Celestia is always right and everypony looooves her!
 
So, yeah, living in Equestria isn’t what’s so crackup to be. At least Anon gets to have his car, so that’s somethin’…
Taupe_Hat

@Keith Mowz
 
Personally, I’d only be mad if she refused to fix the window, clean the glass off the floor, and help me get the glass she probably lodged in me from busting through the window while I was directly next to it. At least I wouldn’t be annoyed enough to push her out after the initial scare.