Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You can’t fly
 
I wish to bring back the Soviet Union

The Boss is killed
 
I wish I knew what a handheld computer was…

You somehow managed to get killed by it
 
I wish scootaloo is a ballerina

She breaks a leg.
 
I wish I was in 9D

You went bankrupt
 
I wish I had a long dress

Granted, but you keep tripping over it.
 
I wish cars can’t turn left or right unless you switch on the signal lights.  
(Seriously, people never signal whenever I hit the streets.)

Every line becomes a fast lane as a result
 
I wish Ride to Hell to have a sequel

@QuasarNova  
Granted, but it has lower production values.  
I wish I played a role in a movie.

You’re a tree
 
I wish for a kick back

You get a kick in the head
 
I wish for a Dodge Magnum

Granted, but it won’t start
 
I wish to be giant

You’re green and farm peas.
 
I wish to have 1000 subscribers on Vidlii

Granted, but all 1,000 of those subscribers subscribed just to post spam and comments hate.
 
I wish for more time.

@Briianz  
Granted, you got more time to work as the school janitor
 
I wish I was a cat

I put cucumbers around the house.
 
I wish people would tag correctly

They add tags that you hide on your filter.
 
I wish the interview tomorrow would come later D:
 
_{this is an IRL wish ;-;}

It comes right now
 
I wish to be a cup head boss

You’re the easiest boss.
 
I wish I had a face

It’s so handsome you can stop looking at it
 
I wish Sumi would pass the interview

She does.  
But then makes a mistake in the future.
 
I wish I wasn’t in an elevator with ETHAN BRADBERY

You get trapped in it.
 
I wish I had a strong friendship like the other girls in class.  
_{another IRL wish D:}

Granted, but your friends will always follow you wherever you go. No matter what, even if you need space.
 
I wish people would stop tagging solo female on safe images.

Granted they tag it solo vampire
 
I wish for coffee.

you get the fancy type of coffee that gets pooped out by a civet
 
I wish I had a good idea

Your good idea is to lick an ice cube.
 
I wish I could make a 2008 YouTube video