Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Wish granted, but it was made with garbage.
 
I wish I could spew rainbows.

You eat 1 tide pol from each color
 
I wish to have a mask

Granted, it’s really itchy and stuck onto your face forever
 
I wish to eat as much sweets as I can without getting fat

You get diabetes instead
 
I wish to speak Japanese

That’s the only thing you speak and you forget your other languages
 
I wish to have a car

Granted, but it doesn’t have an engine.
 
I wish for cuteness.

You’re so cute that everyone who sees you dies
 
I want my bed to be warm every time I sleep. :<

You got it, but it’s so warm that you never wake up
 
I wish my house wasn’t so noisy a lot of the times

Your house isn’t noisy, but the noise outside is so loud you have to suffer for it through night and day
 
I wish for a clearer mind

your mind is the void
 
I wish to scare the void.

You are the void of voids
 
I wish for more downvotes

Covered
 
I wish for cards

Their all tarot cards that predict bad luck for you
 
I wish I had M&Ms

They melt in your hands
 
I wish I was infertile

You can’t have sex either
 
I wish for 85 Ethers

Granted, but one of them is poisoned. Good luck figuring out which one.
 
I wish I was super fertile.

You died after the first one
 
I wish for a swamp war

the rats win
 
I wish to make meatloaf

You find some in your sink
 
I wish to quietly steal cars

You steal a gangster car with all the drugs in the trunk and it was being tailed by the FBI
 
I wish to be a janitor

Granted. You clean up the Augean Stables.
 
I wish horses are related to dogs.
 

but now humans are related to cats.
 
I wish Sunset was evil again.

Granted. Sunset Shimmer uses you as a target to practice her fire powers.
 

 
I wish Fluttershy were a bird.

An ostrich
 
I wish for cookies.

@Shepherd  
they have been expired for years now
 
I wish to own a pet deadhead hawk moth