Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You can’t wake up when it turns into a nightmare.
 
I wish that I could go longer without sleep.

@Zaknel  
Wish granted, you become an insomniac, with puts great stress on your health.
 
I wish to crush my enemies.

your enemies all get crushes on you.
 
I wish for eggs

They are rotten.
 
I want a pet birb.

_{me too}  
It bites you.
 
I wish I would never leave my stuff in the locker again

Your locker is now a Mimic.
 
I wish for ice cream

It’s melted.
 
I wish to have good hair like Trixie.

A shaved pony would like a word with you
 
I wish for water.

It’s saltwater.
 
I wish for love and affection.

Bewerar
 
I wish to sing.

You can only sing, not talk.
 
I wish to live.

You live forever, eventually outliving all living beings.
 
I wish to be able to think things into existence.

This includes your frequently occurring nightmares.
 
I wish I was blue.

The song “blue (da ba dee)” starts playing endlessly everywhere you go and doesn’t stop
 
I wish I had a guitar

@ILoveMyoozik  
Granted. You have a guitar kit from Ikea. Some assembly required, and you’ll never get it sounding quite right.
 
I wish the Friendly AI Singularity would just hurry up and happen.

Granted, it comes and decides to make ice cream for everyone on earth but it soon depletes all the milk and cream on planet Earth.
 
I wish that I could live in a world where Nightmare Moon reigned supreme.

You’re a slave constantly tortured by nightmarish entities
 
I wish Twilight would fix the catalog

It’s the Sears catalog.
 
I wish we had more libertarians in politics.

They’re all owned by corporations and corrupt.
 
I wish I weren’t tired.

You no longer know when you need to sleep.
 
I wish I hadn’t woken up in the middle of the night.

You wake up 3 days from now.
 
I wish for a mask.

It’s smarter than you.
 
I wish that my Hand Sanitizer didn’t run out or expire.

Ghost germs.
 
I wish for a drawing.

It is blocked by your filter.
 
I wish to be clean.

You are cleaned to be a scrifice.
 
I wish for wisdom.