Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You now have one… Bruce Lee, he kicks your face to the moon…
 
I wish everypony to get the hell out!

Everypony has  
But you’re alone now by yourself
 
I wish I could fly

You’re now a Pegasus… Temporarily… Then you fall… And… Yeah…
 
I wish for starlight back

You can.  
But only an inch off the ground.
 
I wish I had a delicious strawberry milkshake.

You get a malt
 
I wish Mr. Diddles wouldn’t diddle me

He didn’t, but he doodled you!
 
I wish Starlight was cool…

Starlight is now frozen solid.
 
I wish I had a sandwich.

Your sandwich has no bread…
 
I wish for 3 more wishes…

You now have three more wishes.  
They just aren’t yours.
 
I wish for a talking fish.

You get a talking piranha.
 
I wish for a quarter.

Here, have a dollar…
 
I wish for nothing…

You get everything
 
I wish I was free

You now have a price… 99¢…
 
I wish I was popular…

You are now popular.  
With the Neo Nazi crowd.
 
I wish I could travel the world.

You travel around the world… But never land the plane…
 
I wish for a Bugatti…

You get a used one with crappy mileage. (or something bad, I dunno. I don’t know cars)
 
I wish I had blonde hair.

You have blonde hair… But I used a cheap dye, so it wore off very soon…
 
I wish I was in the world of GTA…

You now are.  
You are instantly killed.
 
I wish I had a better computer.

You get it  
But it breaks when turned on
 
I wish I could breathe underwater

You can.  
But when you go too deep, you lose the ability.
 
I wish I could dance.

@toxicrystal  
You can, but when you do you break your neck
 
I wish I could be a vampire

You now are a vampire.  
But only during the day. You still have a weakness to sun, however.
 
I wish I could be 21.

You turn 22
 
 
I wish I was on a boat

You now are.  
It’s the Titanic.
 
I wish I could become Mr. Diddlez.

@toxicrystal  
Granted. You are now on a watchlist because of your name.
 
I wish I had a cute redhead girlfriend with a french accent.