Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You are a green beret
 
 
I wish I was in a fanta-sea

@some pony  
You die from diabetes.
 
I wish I had a nice, freshly baked cinnamon bun

Granted, but someone else snatches it before you can get a bite out of it.
 
I wish I had more money for the steam summer sale.

@Briianz  
You get it, but your computer crashes
 
I wish for good sex with a hot chick

You get it.  
Immediately afterwards, she starts to kill you slowly and painfully over the next month.
 
I wish for better sales.

@toxicrystal  

 
They come in the form of boat sails that crush your legs

@Toffee  
And uhh… What’s your wish?

@Toyminator900  
To become Jesus himself

@Toffee  
And like Jesus, you’re betrayed and crucified.
 
I wish for a glass of water.

@neutralgrey  
You get it. But it was actually bleach
 
I wish to be famous

Everyone jumps into you, and you suffocate…
 
I wish for a cheeseburger…

@Toyminator900  
You get a chicken burger.

@Background Pony #4907  
What’s your wish…? moron…

@Toyminator900  
I wish to have a better memory.

Your memory is now big… As well as your head… Congrats, you’re a freak…
 
I wish for BBQ sauce…

@Toyminator900  
You get BBQ sauce…but it’s already gone bad.
 
I wish for world peace

@neutralgrey  
That’s atcually really good. You can have it.
 
I want a horse

@Toffee  
But peace doesn’t exist… It’s an illusion…
 
You got a pony…
 
I wish for a MGREX…

@Toyminator900  
You get a t-Rex
 
I want a dildo.

You got it used…
 
I wish that Fluttershy isn’t shy…

@Toyminator900  
She becomes flutterbitch
 
I wish vinyl wasn’t mute

@Toffee
 
She has a very loud voice that destroys all nearby glass when she talks.
 
I wish I was rich

@Hoshiro  
You loose all your money

@Hoshiro  
You have money but all of your friends and family are gone.
 
I wish I knew about this thread earlier

I want pasta