Corrupt a Wish (NSFW allowed)

@Twi_Clown
 
Italian pasta with tomato sauce looks like crap on the user interface which generate visual feedback on a video device in front of the person who actually is watching this right now.
 
I wish everyone a good night! ;-)

Granted, it’s so good that when it ends we all kill ourselves because we know out life will never improve from there.
 
I wish to sleep with Nightmare Moon.

Granted. You sleep in her room in a different bed.
 
I wish I could kill any person at my will by merely thinking about it so people would bow before me without any objection.

@Twi_Clown  
Granted. But you eventually get bored and depressed and kill yourself by thinking it.
 
I want to fuck Rarity.

Granted, she’s disappointed by your size and she never stops talking while fucking.
 
I wish I could think of more Nightmare Moon kink scenarios.

They are vore.
 
I wish for a tub of butter.

Granted.- It immediatly melts.
 
I wish I can rule over the entire planet after I make a coup.  
(Man I can’t scape from my megalomaniac wishes, is that really my gimmick?)

@Twi_Clown
 
Granted, you’re Germany after you winning the second FIFA World Coup in a row. (and yes, I ignore your italics with purpose, ^_-)
 
I wish Germany will win the FIFA World Cup 2018.

They do. They also win the next cup and Mexico then ask for german trainers to help them get better. (What? Just because it’s a corrupt wish thread doesn’t mean I must transform everything in a negative thing.)
 
I wish all the players in a football game wear the exact same uniform. Chaos ensues.

@Twi_Clown
 
(laughing hard on the chaos)
 
Granted. But every game is interrupted because no one knows exactly who the referee is.
 
I want the British return to the EU (seriously, sniff) (^_)

Granted, we conquer it and rename it to the British European Commonwealth.
 
I wish for global hegemony.

Granted, now I’m the new leader.
 
I wish for an ice cream cone with actual chocolate scream snowball in the cone.

@Moonatik
 
(wait, YOU’re British!? O_o)
 
Granted, but certain colonies don’t like you, overthrow your stretched supply lines and you have to fight a global war, which drives you into bankruptcy.
 
I wish the British WOULD accept, that they are Germans in disguise.

They do. They don’t care and decide to attack Germany regardless.
 
I wish I could have been born in Europe.

Granted.
 
I wish I could have cookies.

Granted, they have this weird “off” taste that you can’t pin down.
 
I wish to be dragged into a sex dungeon by Nightmare Moon.

You are dragged there. But only to see, NM doesn’t want to play kinky with you and kicks you out of the palace.
 
I wish people could think I’m manly.

Granted
 
I wish people would learn how to cook.

They cook all immigrants
 
I wish to have one more shot

In the foot
 
I wish I was an amazon

You get killed by the legions of other greek gods
 
I wish to have a dna kit

You get a Add Sodium Kit
 
I wish to live in the ocean

Granted. You live in zome place on the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Not very exciting and pretty dangerous, and you would die if you want to live in a place with less pressure.
 
I wish no matter what, I never ever get a sub role for myself no matter what. I’m not sub material.

@Twi_Clown  
Granted,you get all the roles as the secondary protagonist in super power shows/films that keeps dying and comes back to life as comedic relief.Also whenever you tell them about your power that basically is:‘I Can’t Die no matter what’ they forget about that detail 3 seconds later,or the next time you die.And you have average human streangth and no other power besides the whole:I can’t die
 
I wish to be a Leviathan in Space that is Perfectly Immortal and is really smart and wise.I can’t be killed by any threat, not even time may kill me.

Granted. You are trapped in a dimensional prison that keeps harming you with intense pain. It wouldn’t kill you, but it can render you practically powerless and makes you wish you could die.
 
I wish I could control a lethal virus as well as being immune to it.