Vent thread

@Chrys  
Yeah, but if you eat too much of it you will get really sick because chocolate is actually poisonous, and the purer it is, the worse it is for your health.  
Also, while humans can consume chocolate and live, your pets will die if you give some to them.

@Anonycat  
Doesn’t purer chocolate have antioxidants in it that’s actually good for you?

@Anonycat  
I knew that. You’d have to be an idiot to eat that much chocolate though.

@Mikey
 
There are better sources.

You’d have to be an idiot to eat beyond your limit anyway unless you’re Matt Stonie.

@Mikey  
Pure chocolate will turn your liver into mush if you eat too much ot it. It also contains oxalates, which can make you develop kidney stones.  
Also, it will turn your shit black until it’s fully digested.

@Anonycat  
I thought black stool only came from internal bleeding.

On the topic. These mini Fiber One bars are fucking delicious..but they give me gas. But they’re fucking delicious.

@Chrys  
Some foods like dark chocolate can give a peculiar coloration to your poo-poo. It’s just temporal, though.

@Anonycat  
That’s good. I’m always worried about my digestive tract being fucked in some way…aaaand recently I found out that gut bacteria plays a way bigger role than one might think.

@Chrys  
Since we are already discussing such delightful topics, chocolate, beets, curry, certain mexican dishes and some fruit juices can also dye your pee and poo.

@Anonycat  
Sometimes my pee smells like buttered popcorn, and I have no idea why.

@Anonycat  
Oh :x

All this talk about food…I want quesadillas mmm.

I still hate my job.
 
Also, Chrys,  
yes, fiber can do that to you.

@Chrys  
Well, if you eat asparagus your urine will take a weird color and worse smell.  
Also, foods with too much artificial stuff will give other funny smells to your urine.

Too much of anything is bad for you. That’s a lesson to be learned.

@HJSDGCE, God’s Wrath  
Just drinking too much water can destroy your cells and kill you.

Welp it’s started…

@Chrys  
What?

@HJSDGCE, God’s Wrath  
Gassy.

It would be fucking nice if I could take my quiz…

>Person I thought was a girl and used to have a crush on turns out to be a dude…again.
 
I’m numb.

@Chrys  
Try tumblr. It’s full of chicks.

@Background Pony #5029  
Well, I’ve been friends with this person a while and my feelings for them faded a while ago. But it’s just like “again?”. Shit man.