Can we get a new Spawn move, please?
Also the lighter thing reminded me of Weaponized Nerd Rage.
……You know what I can’t stand? Urban Angst Films. You know the ones, the white guilt mills, your oscar baits, your Mister and Petes, the part of Tyler Perry’s movies that don’t have Madea in them and are henceforth the parts no one remembers despite being some 75% of the running time.
Why do I bring this up?
As lunch at work was winding down, i was treated to a commercial about some new movie that has supposedly already won or been nominated for a bunch of vapid awards. It seemed to be a romance involving two black people. Nothing special, right? But the very last scene they showed us was the guy in prison(jail?), with his waifu on the other side of the visiting glass, both crying over some shit.
Thus did the mouse become the rat, and all my gnarled little barbs about the genre came spilling out.
Holy Fuck, cut this shit out.
Can i please have a movie starring black folk that doesn’t feature them making predictable mistakes or chronic victims of their pwn blackness? Have one be a plucky, upbeat, non-urban or excessively tribal hero for once. Black films seem to think of nothing but teh struggle, the self-serving, never-ending pity party they don’t have the capacity to avoid or get out of.
And before anyone tries pulling the card, no, Black Panther is not a welcome change.
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