Banned because the water itself was banned and you should be banned for even mentioning it.
I’ll also ban myself for mentioning the banned water.
I’ve reached my quota on the word “banned”, but doing so is also a deed worthy of being banned.
All I ask, before I myself am banned, is that you let me tell my children that I love them. Their daddy has died with honor in his heart and a noble goal in his soul.
Or you can ban me for being drunk. Because I’m very, very drunk right now xD .