Vent thread

@Flutter_Lover
 
Clean out the U-bend, I take mine off every month and run a stick brush through it.

How to instantly win an argument against the opposite gender:  
Call them a “fuckboy” or “Thot” and the masses swarm them.
 
This is one horrible trait of western society that is abused on a daily basis.
 
Until we can grow up past name calling like that we will never mature.
 
Too many sociopaths, manipulators, and plain evil wastes of oxygen.

@CaptainXtra  
I’ve heard worse.

A small fry compared to other vents.
 
But I feel a bit impatient towards my laptop because the software maintennance is taking a bit too long for my liking.

Why did Mother Nature give half of us nipples that do nothing?
 
They’re more of a weakness then anything else:
 

@CaptainXtra
 
I want to get rid of my moobs

My neighbor lost his job.
 
His entire family is out there moving away and I can’t do anything, this is depressing.

@CaptainXtra  
IIRC, every human being is conceived as a female. It’s at some point in the uterus that boys receive the hormines and the Y chromosome needed to be boys. That’s why men have nipples.

The hand sanitizer I ordered on Amazon several months ago finally arrived.

@Goku Black  
This recalls me of one of banned commercials where a baby sucks a nipple from their half-nude (presumably) father

Brand new Flu with potential to become new pandemic discovered in China
 
Because of course. It’s 2020.

@MagpulPony  
I mean, it could just be another case similar to Swine Flu.

@Mikey  
Probably. It just seems like a double pandemic is the most 2020 thing imaginable right now. Not actually concerned about it for now.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
You can say goodbye.

Were only 3 days away from being invaded by a 500 mile wide alien mothership with some dozens of smaller ufos which is bigger than NYC.

@Searly Sear  
Well it’s about time something exciting happened.

Out of all the the things Nihilism makes null, I’d say Racism is the most pointless or at the very least, extremely petty.
 
If you introduced Nihilism to groups like Neo-Nazi’s, ISIS members, and the KKK they’d break down and likely commit suicide provided that they actually register what it meant.

@MagpulPony  
…….Welp, time to finally kill myself.

@Searly Sear  
Don’t worry. We’ve got a lot of F-18s.

Reddit has decided explicitly that it will not protect members of “the majority” from hate speech and harassment. This is evil.

@Flutter_Lover  
Yeah, don’t do that please.

@MagpulPony  
Yeah, I don’t see why I shouldn’t.

@Flutter_Lover  
Because it’s stupid. If I can keep powering through my newly made shitty life circumstances, so can you.

I swear if somepony uploads a mlp version of  
 
I’m going to scream!