You're Banned!

Background Pony #C8D2
Banned for shooting your faucet as it ran… OH! It was armed and I felt my life was in danger, serious danger.  
-Zimmerfrau
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
Banned because it’s Monday where I live. I would know because when I opened my front door to get the newspaper, a pie hit me in the face.
Background Pony #A3CB
Banned because those souls can’t rest due to having been offended by the actions of Meanlucario
 
%Yes… even from beyond the grave some people still feel the need to whine and bunny about every little thing. Oh God! They’re thinking up slogans!%  
“The Dead Lives Mat- ter…”
Background Pony #995D
Banned for summary.
 
Meanlucario killed***** some people but now they’re whining about how offended they feel, even though they’re… dead.
 
* It was justified.
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