Just saw a trailer for yet another revenge fantasy anime.
I have a confession to make. I'm getting less excited for dark edgy
revenge fantasy anime trailers since they ALL have the same story beat. "I was robbed of everything on that day"
"My family was killed and raped"
"I was abused"
All solemn and serious like, before they said "ok imma get mah revenge."
Can anyone recommend me something more mundane? A revenge fantasy that maybe starts with:
I was walking down the street one day, and you know I be lookin dat ass and shit. I seen little yoga pants coming out the nail salon so I looked, I peeped dat ass and I said "damn, das thick as fuck"
Turned around. Tee Tee.
I was like: "Damn nibba what you doing with all this ass? DOUBLE CHEEKED UP, on a thursday afternoon, hella ass—the sun is still out, my nibba!"
And it…it was just…I dont't know…That's the homie.
So I decided, imma get mah revenge.