Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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seventh layer of hair
Well… i’ve always wanted to share this around but since around mid December. I noticed some weird and concerning bump growing out on the foreskin of my penis and now there’s two more of them in the same spot and the original one looks bigger than it was.
No, this can’t be sti since I never had contact with someone in my entire life and it barely even hurts or itches as to me being anxious to know what kind of disease is this.
 
Here goes nothing…  
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Care to know what kind of stuff this thing is?
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I had a dream where I was in a diaper. I think I had a couple of them actually, and my parents were around and didn’t seem to notice (in real life, I keep my diaper shenanigans secret). Also in one of the dreams I had a lewd poster of dubious legality.
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seventh layer of hair
Could it be possible if this zit-like bumps was caused from my excessive masturbating for almost all day?
 
I can’t consult my doctor because we’re once again locked down.
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In Vino Veritas
Dating someone with a fetish for being came in is a fascinating thing.
 
I mean yea, she’s on the pill, but standard use of the pill is only 91% effective, with perfect use being around 99. And I’ve put so many shots down range that eventually one of them is going to hit.
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In Vino Veritas
@Dex Stewart
 
She’s a 5 foot tall, compact, Asian woman and I’m a white dude with a bit of an, above average size. Anal is pretty much a no-go. There would likely be some, tearing.
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Dating someone with a fetish for being came in is a fascinating thing.
I mean yea, she’s on the pill, but standard use of the pill is only 91% effective, with perfect use being around 99. And I’ve put so many shots down range that eventually one of them is going to hit.
 
Pill + Condom has to be very close to 100%, right? Or do you not use condoms? If you don’t wear one, can she actually feel your semen spraying into her?
Zincy
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In Vino Veritas
@Random-Rambling
 
Pill + Condom is basically 100%, but yea no rubber with us. Apparently she can, or at least says she can.
 
At this point, we’re both in our 30s and relatively stable so if she gets knocked up we’ll just deal with it.
 
Dating in your 30s is a different beast.
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