Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy

According to a new study, snakes have clitoruses, specifically they have “two” (one split into two hemispheres).

Old research has mistaken them for scent glands or underdeveloped penises. The article in question chides the biological sciences for the relatively anemic amount of research done of female sex organs in vertebrates as opposed to the prodigious research into male ones.

Make of this information what you will, but I bet loads of Scalies are going to be quite excited to learn this.

Someone is going to need to explain to me what makes the clitoris special before I can process this information.

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Zincy

In Vino Veritas

@Meanlucario

Urge to make a virgin joke, rising.

Anyway, for humans and many mammals it serves as the primary pleasure source for vaginal sexual intercourse. A bundle of nerves and connective tissues that forms in the embryonic stage and matures shortly before the onset of puberty.

It’s role in non-mammalian vertebrates is less clear. Hence the need for research.

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Dex Stewart

Ecto-Phase,Activate!

@Zincy

Hear that Solon? Research.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
I mean, you’d just be stating a fact with me.

Would explain the porn, thanks. Would snakes have twice the pleasure, or would it be split between the two? I heard they also have two vaginal holes and dicks.

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Zincy

In Vino Veritas

@Meanlucario

Wait hol’ up, did you actually not know what the clit is? I was partially joking with that first comment.

Sex ed has really fallen by the wayside it seems. That’s like, pretty important knowledge if you ever want to actually please a woman and not be Ben Shapiro levels of anti-wettening.

Unlikely, as snakes don’t have intercourse in the way that mammals do. It most likely has another function outside of pleasure, which may also indicate that the organ has other functions in humans and other mammals.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
I had an idea, but never never trusted the logic of porn and was skeptical about it.

For my school, it was mostly “don’t do sex before marriage and you’ll know how to make love when the time comes” or something. Very conservative community.

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Zincy

In Vino Veritas

@Meanlucario

I can attest to that second part being a bold faced lie.

Sex is actually a lot more complex than just “insert and go”.

If you go in expecting women to just “be wet and ready” and that jackhammering is the way to go, you’re going to make a woman very unhappy and very chaffed.

There are nuances to sex, and considerations. For example, when I was dating a little Chinese woman I could only go 75% in. At the hilt, I’d hit her cervix so bad that one time in the heat of the moment we had to stop because it hurt her so badly. Meanwhile, this big black girl I was with had me put my whole fucking hand up her pussy and move it around like a dang fish.

Beyond anatomical constraints, certain actions are more pleasurable than others. And it will vary from person to person.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
Maybe she said we’d look into how to do it if any of us were about to have sex or something. Either way, I was fully planning on looking into how to be good in bed if the opportunity ever arise.

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Zincy

In Vino Veritas

@Meanlucario

Here’s some tips.

Foreplay is important, do not neglect it. Every vagina is different, plan accordingly. Some women, no matter how stimulated, may need extra lubricant, so always have some on hand (it’s not just for anal). Speaking of anal, for a lot of girls it takes a little build up and loosening before sex. Faster/harder is not always better, know your partner first. Cut your fucking nails.

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Meanlucario

Time to get spooky

@Zincy
If I ever am in a position where I’ll want this info, I’ll try to remember.

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Zincy

In Vino Veritas

Never did get anal with the Chinese girl.

For obvious reasons. I’m not exactly…small, so even with prodigious lubrication I think it would have been very painful for her.

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Lord WyrmSpawN

Lingering Wyvern

I don’t get where this idea of foreplay not being important comes from.

“Regressive attitudes”, I could maybe buy, if hard to swallow, since I barely know what those are. Maybe it’s outside my personal cultural context.

It’s even more baffling saying it comes from porn, because that’s never been the impression of even the quote, unquote, normal porn that I see. Maybe I’ve been blessed with eyeing up the relatively progressive porn the whole time, I don’t know.

Also, Just gonna say it: Is this snake clit thing where we approach the subject of animal orgasms(hopefully minus the snide remarks that we should have thought of it before)?

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