Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Jade Kitsune
If you usually mention it at this frequency, people tend to share their opinions on it.

@Jade Kitsune
We only take an interest when you talk about being single and wanting to touch massive tits.

But enough about me, what are you guys into?

@Jade Kitsune
Women who are better than me (physically and/or mentally) sums it up for me. Someone who would love it if I had dinner ready for them after a hard day at work (and is either into me being naked under an apron or gets a chuckle out of it).

wait is meanlucrio a woman?

@darkside6754
No, I’m a guy.

I just like pretty people. My definition of pretty, of course.

I like big boobs and I cannot lie, you other brothers can deny…

I don’t remember this episode of Foster’s Home.

Greek mythology in a nutshell:

Two kinds of people.

I’m not a virgin.

Did yea just loose it?

@Zincy
Yep.

Good for you lad.

I remember my first time. I was 19, she was 36. She was a coworker when I worked at Burger King in my youth. We got to talking, I convinced her to come over for a back massage. One thing led to another and I was inside her within 10 minutes.

@Jade Kitsune
Congrats on touching ass.

@Zincy
Thanks.

She wasn’t cheap though.

i can’t wait to leave the closet and lose my virginity on both ends

Wanting your cherry popped as much as you’re wanting to pop one eh?

I’ve got a lot of experience with that.

The best things in life cost a little cash.

@Zincy
I don’t feel any different after having sex, though.

@LynksDisease
I take it you’re gay?

Despite me having sex for the first time in my life, I still find enjoyment in kids’ cartoons and video games instead of adult anime and monster trucks like other people my age are supposed to be into.