Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

HUUUGE boobs
I mean some SERIOUS honkers
A real set of BADONKERS
Packin’ some DOHBANHONKOROS
MASSIVE dohonkabhankoloos
big old tonhongerekoogers

@Merula
Gigantic himmer hommers

EVEN BIGGER bonhongerehoogs
HUMONGOUS hangalanganonogangas
GINORMOUS gohologaniganhankaroos
TITANIC tittywittybobbywakandas

A pair of feasient breads

The biggest titties are the bestest titties, no questions asked.

Smash or pass Rorschach tests.

No hooves, ew.

@AwkwardLuna
Your loss brathar. 😶

Also, haha you got disgusted by IRL women. 😬

@AwkwardLuna
I think you want to try another thread if you want ferals.

Literally the Baddest Woman on the Planet right now.

Two-division champ knockout artist Amanda Leona Nunes. 😱🤤👊

tfw post nut clarity

Nuts Milk

I don’t think I ever mentioned this before, but my first wet dream involved an intersex woman.

Let’s go naked!

Post-nut clarity is way worse from sleeping with sex workers versus just jacking off

It’s shame, the clarity meme is overdone.

Bewbs

The big b o o b a

A naturalist RPG party.

One point away from the sexy number.

Gimme them itty bitty titties!

Milk the titties
Fondle the titties
Massage the titties
Suckle on the titties
Lick the titties
Tickle the titties
Kiss the titties
Hook the titties up to pumps
Make those titties yours

Online dating is like applying for jobs.

It’s a whole lot of tedious, useless work trying to impress someone, when nine times out of ten you will be rejected in favor of the person’s family member.