News, Articles, Events, and Shenanigans. [Potentially NSFW]
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
@Lord Seraph
As the Australians say: “If you drink and drive, you’re a bloody idiot”.
As the Australians say: “If you drink and drive, you’re a bloody idiot”.
lonewolf 
U mad?
RIP R. Lee Ermey
Sgt. Hartman was his best role ever. Also liked his series “Mail Call”.
It sucks he got blackballed by Hollywood.
@Lord Seraph
I eagerly await the moment when nothing happens and these idiots have to eat crow.
Sgt. Hartman was his best role ever. Also liked his series “Mail Call”.
It sucks he got blackballed by Hollywood.
@Lord Seraph
I eagerly await the moment when nothing happens and these idiots have to eat crow.
NitroFury 
Nitro Cat Bad!
Seven dead in a fight at a maximum security prison in Colombia, South Carolina
We know prison life is total hell, but prison fight can turn hell into complete chaos.
We know prison life is total hell, but prison fight can turn hell into complete chaos.
ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ 
Pomegranates :P
U.K. supermarket chain to offer ‘snowflake chicken’ for those afraid to touch raw meat
Made to appeal to the legions of oversensitive twats who want to believe life is all unicorns and rainbows, love meat but refuse to acknowledge that they ate eating dead animals. Yeah… RUN AWAY FROM THOSE EBOL OFFENSIVE FACTS!!!
Made to appeal to the legions of oversensitive twats who want to believe life is all unicorns and rainbows, love meat but refuse to acknowledge that they ate eating dead animals. Yeah… RUN AWAY FROM THOSE EBOL OFFENSIVE FACTS!!!
Scrabbleman 
[screams in German]
@Lord Seraph
Why would you buy raw chicken if you don’t want to touch it?
Why would you buy raw chicken if you don’t want to touch it?
intexda 
@SuperPinkiePie64
I don’t know enough about her to have an opinion on this but at least she lived a long life.
I don’t know enough about her to have an opinion on this but at least she lived a long life.
ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Pomegranates :P
@SuperPinkiePie64
Well postal offices tend to be understaffed and overworked these days. No one seems to want to do that job nowadays.
In other news…
American Fork man arrested, police seize 875 doses of LSD
Well postal offices tend to be understaffed and overworked these days. No one seems to want to do that job nowadays.
In other news…
American Fork man arrested, police seize 875 doses of LSD
Scrabbleman
[screams in German]
@Lord Seraph
Well, duh. I mean, long hours and small wages? Plus, the need of keeping up to schedule and being as quick and efficient as humanely possible.
It’s a wonder how it’s still running at all. It’s like if Japan’s work culture got overdosed and you have to take care of it by dragging its dead body across the UK.
Well, duh. I mean, long hours and small wages? Plus, the need of keeping up to schedule and being as quick and efficient as humanely possible.
It’s a wonder how it’s still running at all. It’s like if Japan’s work culture got overdosed and you have to take care of it by dragging its dead body across the UK.
Mr.Myoozik
Music Connoisseur
@lonewolf
Don’t forget his role as the warden in that one SpongeBob episode.
@Extre-Vile
South Carolina has a town called “Colombia”? I feel like that’s a set up for an offensive joke.
@Lord Seraph
“Snowflake chicken”? I feel like that’s going to be misinterpreted the wrong away.
@SuperPinkiePie64
Did she ever forget Poland? 🤔
Don’t forget his role as the warden in that one SpongeBob episode.
@Extre-Vile
South Carolina has a town called “Colombia”? I feel like that’s a set up for an offensive joke.
@Lord Seraph
“Snowflake chicken”? I feel like that’s going to be misinterpreted the wrong away.
@SuperPinkiePie64
Did she ever forget Poland? 🤔
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