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@Selaphiel
I did, but I always got caught so I stopped doing that
It wreaks havoc on our eyes too.
 
How do smartphones and (to a similar extent) electronic tablets cause havoc on human eyes? How fast is the effect?
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Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Pomegranates :P
Am I supposed to lose my appetite watching Kitchen Nightmares?  
If anything, the series actually jolts my appetite. Maybe it’s because I find it entertaining watching people fail miserably at food. Makes me feel at ease with the food I have with that feeling that it could be worse.
Nightweaver20xx
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Happy Derpy! -
Platinum bit -
Emerald -
Artist -

Evil
Who here can honestly say that you don’t automatically first look at a horse’s crotch when you see one on TV, in a movie or in person. It’s not even a sexual thing; my eyes are just magically drawn there now for some reason. Maybe I just want to see what gender it is.
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