Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

They come, they eat, they leave…  
They come, they eat, they leave…  
They come, they eat, they leave…

Coordinating Research on the North Atlantic Vital Information Resources Under Siege

My cheap Nokia phone FINALLY gets a software update to fix the missing notification bugs after a previous update to Android 10. It also makes the phone smoother
 
Now it really feels like true, pure Android phone. Or should I say, this phone is a “very cheap Google Pixel ripoff with mediocre camera”

Motherfucking Captchas!

Almost typed STUPID in my password when logging in.

Did we get a vist from ore “friend”?

I want a horror movie with demons to involve a crooked being corrected by said demon.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Am muslim and can confirm that angels are rad.
 
Islamic lore has it that Muhammad was convinced he lost his mind after he saw one of Gabriel’s non human form. six hundred pairs of wings, each pair spans the entire horizon. His great size filled the space between heaven and earth.
 
He got so scared he lost the strength to stand. The moment he regained some sense he ran back to his wife and hid under a blanket, traumatized.
 
That’s our Muhmammad, everybody.

@tehwatever  
Sounds like the Old Testament people were more badass, since they just needed reassurance that the angels weren’t there to kill them.

I can’t wait for this thing to show up again every dusk.
 

@tehwatever  
Remember. Angels and Demons are really actually the same set of creatures. The only differences are pretty much their affiliations. They can appear human-like, but they really aren’t humans nor are they souls of dead humans. Those who wrote the Torah, Bible, and Koran can easily be the creative teams for games like Dark Souls.

@Meanlucario  
There’s a reason why metal bands often use Biblical themes

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Yep. Abrahamic has demons as angels who decided to join Satan.

@Meanlucario  
They were. Muhammad in comparison was human and soft even when he fought multiple battles, broke a tooth and got a scar when he was pushing 60.  
The biblical dudes? they even more badass than that.  
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Yeah, we don’t think they’re dedd human souls. Djinns regularly take up the form of dedd human and steal their identity, but they’re NOT the dedd human soul.

@Meanlucario  
islam retconned the demon = angel who switch sides narrative. in islam Angels literally has no free will and is programmed to never disobey god, so the idea of an angel gaining sentience to then join up with Satan (whose angelic origin was also retconned) wasn’t popular.

@tehwatever  
In the belief I was taught, Satan (who is an angel) thinks that God needs to understand that humans aren’t worthy his time, and is trying to help him by disobeying him.

@Meanlucario  
Satan himself was an archangel.  
Heck. Even the ones that do serve the Big Man up there aren’t exactly petit unicorn loving cuddly bunch either. When God dispatches them on missions, they will carry the tasks out RUTHLESSLY. Some accounts of them being relentless killing machines in war.

I like how Metro 2033 portrays them as Cthulu abominations.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Yep. And according to the Bible, unicorns are real and are beast of war.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Read Revelations than.

@Meanlucario  
@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
I agree. Them’s top tier angels ain’t some lanky dudes in white robes who look like monks. They be badass machines. literally. they have zero free will.