Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I hacked into Conor McGregor’s Twitter account just to troll Manny Pacquiao into promoting a hypothetical megafight.
 

 
“Wash hands, cover face, make space!”  

 
“Wash cover make hands face space”  

Don’t fist the Android.

Do you think that their noses will hit each other first when two people kiss?

When you shave just the head of a sheep dog:
 

How do fishes see very well if their eyes are on the opposite sides of their head?

@Searly Sear  
Ask any herbivore or reptile/bird.

Congrats to Bob and Doug on their successful splashdown (and the first time NASA has splashed down since 1975)!

Potion Nova could be my newest waifu.  
Nay scratch that. She’s ALReAdY my newest waifu.
 
I’m a sucker for pretty unicorns with dodgy intents and possibly evil disposition.

@tehwatever
 
She is adorable

If they’re really pushing up to this, then I believe Pacquiao will annihilate McGroggy within a quarter of a full round because his punching firepower despite his age hasn’t even faltered yet.

If Starlight isn’t showing in Pony Life I’m making Potion Nova my new Starlight.  
Who doesn’t love OP Unicorns who regularly creates troubles with their magic.  
…
 
Trixie Nova and Starlight together is a disastrous combo please DHX let them three burn entire cities and flip them upside down due to their quirkiness.

@Searly Sear  
You could HACK?  
You’re a professional. I knew you’re a tech wiz. I love you already.
 
Please do more. Please hack into professional fighters’ accounts and jump-start a hypothetical fight.

Diabeetus

@tehwatever  
He really ACTUALLY tweeted that for real. I think he’s begging for money these days.

Gentlemen, behold!  

SRUTPIF

@Searly Sear  
Lol he said “I accept” to a fight against a new guy who just debuted, so yeah I think he misses the attention.

HARPOON 2019 is stupid and it’s hilarious omg I can’t even.

@Meanlucario
 
Well, except for predatory species of those two animal groups like eagles and crocodiles.

@TheDog  
Hence the last part of my comment.

Now the left side of my headset stopped working. Joy.