Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Mortals are uncanny in their ability to ruin just about anything.

GO AWAY!!! IT’S MANICOTTI WITH CREAM CHICKEN AND ARTICHOKES!!!

I want Cheetos.

I have to admit, I was a little worried when I saw a big blitz of anonymous posts in my notifications.

@Silent_Witness  
Same.

Shork Week

I want to ride a horse

How exactly are a couple of Siamese cats going to make a fish drown?

@Panko Pai  

@Goku Black  
https://www.quora.com/Can-fish-drown

So how do you swallow this pill?
 
Chewy! Chewy! Chewy! Chewy! Chewy! Chewy!

I search for craft beer and find more death metal.

Anyone who eats, worships, and likes Oranges and Bananas be DAMNED.  
Anyone who drinks coffee are Satanic degenerates!  
Bitter people consume Honey. Honey is DISGUSTING  
As with those who are Irish and/or from Ireland.
 
These are all STUPID in the name of Sacred Pomegranates

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
I bought tiny oranges yesterday called Cuties.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
Suck my spotted banana ya towering chink.

YPURE AL A BUNCH OF INFIDELS

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ  
You’re a POOPY head.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
 
Sure I am! What’s your point?

@MagpulPony  
 
Some poopyheads can be cool.

@Dex Stewart  

Well maybe we wouldn’t be so stupid, if some people didn’t try to type with big meaty claws.

@NitroFury  
What did you just say, punk?

@MagpulPony  

No, I will not draw you free Sonic & Sally pr0nz.

@Beau Skunky  
What if you were paid?