Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Tragiclady
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@DanielTepesKraus
I have a feeling that after living in the sarlacc pit for a few days and having a wank or two, its occupants would be pretty tired of living. Eventually dying to thirst or hunger.

Saying that it takes 1000 years to digest its prey doesn't say much about its lethality :o
archestereo

@DanielTepesKraus

Well, to be fair, she was drunk with power.

…I mean, technically it was jealousy, but somehow that got her on the same level as her sister.

Also, it's not exactly like Luna was the sole victim of the generally useless pony population.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
@archestereo
yeah i know. i'd just like some manner of in-universe reason for why a rescue wasn't attempted sooner. like even if they pointed out celestia couldn't free her sister, or whatever, i'd be fine with it. it's safe to assume that was the case, but as it is right now they've never outright stated that she never bothered to try either.

as for letting her subjects do that nightmare night shit, well, that was a solid dick move. not only was it not true at all, but she was actually in a prime position to tell them to stfu. and it's not like it was rumors either, but a national holiday.

you a bitch, celestia.
Solitude
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Element of Generosity -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@DanielTepesKraus
Wasn't there a mention that NMM was trapped by the EoH and Tia lost her connection to the Elements which is why she couldn't do anything? Except wait for that prophecy and find new Element Bearers.
SquiggyBomb
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Gayest hand in the west
You ever eaten a brownie as big as your face topped with vanilla ice cream and absolutely drenched in caramel and hot fudge?

Sweet merciful shit Christ I can feel a sugar rush just REMEMBERING that thing.
archestereo

@DanielTepesKraus

…has anybody made a sitcom that exists solely to subvert sitcom tropes, like a parody that goes all the way, to the point it has the same run time and didn't get canned before it at least have a full season under it's belt?
archestereo

@SquiggyBomb

>tastes like diarrhea







I don't even like most alternatives to peanut butter or really nuts in general and didn't expect I would like nutella before I tried it, and yet as it would turn out, even somebody like me would like nutella.

…nutella wannabes, on the other hand, do taste a lot closer to what I imagine diarrhea would taste like.
Jarkes
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
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GOKAAAAI... SILVER!
Even though I'm pretty sure I've had it explained to me multiple times, I still don't understand what the number 420 has to do with weed. Or "blazes" for that matter.
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