Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

@Dirty Bit
Because all male RPG protagonists are required by law to be 17 for some reason. Unless you’re Edge Vanhite, but he’s useless to the narrative outside of seeing invisible angels.

Commence orbital bombardment at your earliest convivence.

@harasha456
Same tho

@Background Human
Hey! That’s not accurate.

It’s 1927, so it’s pre-Depression, silly. :P

@Wiimeiser
I dunno. I mean, was Cloud Strife 17 when he pretended to be a SOLDIER? (It’s been a while since I played Final Fantasy VII.)

@Dirty Bit
Because big brother kink.

For some reason Youtube keeps promoting tucking underwear to me. I don’t mind seeing a woman in her underwear, I’m just confused on why.

Would you believe me if I told you I accidentally ripped some skin off of my dick?

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Yeah, last night was pretty stressful.

I’m so glad mushrooms exist. I love mushrooms.

How fucked up does your family tree has to be for your step-sister to also be your mother?

@Penguin Dragneel
Sounds rough.

@Penguin Dragneel
Well, um… That’s… super rare

Try being born to a guy who’s a year younger than your late grandmother. A couple years ago, I found out I have a niece who is a few years older than me.

@Penguin Dragneel
ugh..
on side note, what your gender?

@phoenixacezero
Non-binary.

It isn’t uncommon for non-binary folks to still have a dick or a vagina.

@Penguin Dragneel
Ah good to know.
I know.

Thanks to a recent fandub video and the energy to binge read the latest chapter afterwards, now I’m caught up on Tamberlane.

@Penguin Dragneel
So, straight up they/them pronouns then?

I pity the retail workers who have to listen to nonstop Christmas songs for at least a month.

@kleptomage
Especially the accursed one song.

@phoenixacezero
Why that song always? Are there not any older or newer songs they can have? Im sure in 2004 it was nice but not now after almost 20 years.

“How do you not know the different kinds of porn?”

“Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril. My girlfriend’s not equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.”

@kleptomage
Raises hand being a retail worker

@kleptomage
Raises hand as well