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DanielTepesKraus
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so spike is the only dragon to lack wings…

and spike is the only dragon to have those cheek fin things…

my conclusion? why did they put spike's wings on his face?
archestereo

@DanielTepesKraus

More importantly, why didn't the ponies use their magic to defend themselves when they were threatened? One of them is an alicorn princess and together they've helped save the world several times, which would include the dragons they were so intimidated by.

And for that matter, if the dragon lord was summoning all the dragons, how come we didn't see any full-grown dragons like we saw before? Also, could the now ex-dragon lord take an Ursa Major?
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@archestereo

Celestia isn't a major character and there's no particular reason to show her fighting anyone.

Hell, Twilight never really fights anyone, to the point that they ass-pulled this as an excuse for why Starlight was able to knock her around.

It would be incredibly boring because all a unicorn does to fight is float in one spot and shoot lasers like a turret.
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@DanielTepesKraus

Thanks for pointing out massive show plotholes that I've mentioned in the past.

According to the show, none of those fights ever happened, since the entire reason Twilight got her ass kicked by Starlight was that she had no fighting experience.

And besides.

Standing in one spot and belching lasers isn't a fight.
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But that's not the point. The point is that Celestia and Luna aren't foreground players in modern events, so they don't do any personal fighting.

They're also cruxes of Equestria, sort of like how the Mushroom Kingdom instantly falls apart the moment Peach is missing, so they can't put themselves in any kind of risk.
DanielTepesKraus
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Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
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Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

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@Lucky Shot
…but it was my point.

thing about that is equestria kind of is a constantly falling apart shithole full of monsters, evil beasts, enemy nations, you name it. the mane six are the ones who are carrying that country, not the princesses.
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@DanielTepesKraus

It's pretty clear that the monsters of the week all over Equestria are accepted as minor annoyances of daily life and not as a major threat to the nation. Ponyville alone receives a moderate threat like a bugbear often enough for Octavia to just roll her eyes and deal with it.

But the Elements of Harmony only protect Ponyville 90% of the time. So what's that say about other, larger cities?

The only reason Ponyville needs the Elements' personal protection is because it lacks the military or police force of a larger or headquarters city like Cloudsdale, Manehattan, or Canterlot. Even without Twilight, the unawakened Elements were shouldering the exact same problems of Ponyville, because they were all able-bodied.

But who's responsible for overseeing the military's staffing and protocol, the system of laws to protect against mundane threats like pony criminals, the civil requirements of food, water, engineering, fire safety, and the elaborate grand strategy that allowed the modern Elements of Harmony to exist in the first place and (until the Cutie Map) directed and commanded them in defending the nation?

The Princesses. They work in the background babysitting the nation while the young blood do all the hard fighting. And if they go missing, the nation goes into a panic if nothing else.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
@Lucky Shot
thing is, though, if monsters of the weak are accepted as a "minor annoyance" then the princesses are doing a shit job of running things.

as for the rest of ponyville, remember that entire regions like azooiwhatever's "kingdom" and starlight's village operate completely independant of celestia's rule (where the people suffer greatly), and towns like appleoosa and… dodge junction is it? (the one where troubleshoes is) have to survive off of mob justice and militia forces.
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?

will return
how the hell does the "slow digestion over 1000 years" thing work in star wars

even if the beast gave it's prey food, water, and oxygen to sustain them, which is already nonsensical and unlikely as fuck…

they'd still only last 30 to 40 years anyways
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