Mr. Johnson, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So we don’t have to call you “Johnson”. Is that fair to say?
Absolutely. My name is Raymond J Johnson Jr.
Okay, so take us through what we can call “Raymond J Johnson Jr.”
Well the first thing you can do is:
Call me Ray! (Like a boss)
Call me Jay! (Like a boss)
Call me Johnny! (Like a boss)
Call me Sonny! (Like a boss)
Call me Juny! (Like a boss)
Call me Rayjay! (Like a boss)
Call me RJ (Like a boss)
Call me RJJ (Like a boss)
Call me RJJ Jr. (Like a boss)
Uh huh. So those are the names people can call you?
No doubt.
You let people call you Sonny?
Hell yeah.
And I think you said something about RJJ Jr?
Nope.
Actually I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me.
You don’t have to call me Johnson.
Yeah, I got that. You said that four hundred times.