Do you, dude.

Page 158, in which Oakewood notices his ward is missing

Seeing Oakewood run, I’m sure someone would think of the words ‘Meep meep!’

Getting genuinely fat must be alot of hard work.

@ЅℰℒᎯℙℋℐℰℒ
Stupid is as stupid does.

More like…. getting fat and still maintaining respect.

Easier than losing weight, if anything. It’s been over a year for me and I’m still working at it.

All I know is that sumo wrestlers still have to work out.

Is he strong?
Listen chum

You know why Jewish people are circumcised?
Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s ten percent off

@Dirty Bit
He’s pretty old, so I’d figure it’s Road Runner noises but in slow motion

@Mr.Myoozik
Oy vey

At least you got my little joke the other day.

Page 159, in which Oakewood requests assistance

She is indeed a Tamberlane

I just learn that an aquarium with no male stingrays have their female stingray impregnated, and they think a shark is the father.

That’s funny

@Dirty Bit
I’m just wondering what the egg moves will be.

@Meanlucario
Bite, certainly.

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
A channel that posts great Try Not To Laugh challenges (and where I’ve been getting most of these posts from) just returned and this is from their most recent video. That was a great clip, almost laughed.

It was a pretty good joke

It is pretty clever, I’ll give it that!

Whenever people say something like a remake or sequel “doesn’t have the spirit of the original”…what the heck are they talking about?

Nothing shocks you out of depression faster than finding out there’s food at your door, only to find out you’re now involved in a botched delivery situation.

I’ve been on hold for over 25 minutes. I hate today.

@Dirty Bit
I ordered a cheese pizza a few weeks back, but they gave me a half cheese/half pepperoni one instead.

And the cheese side was cut up into sticks instead of slices.

@Emerald Tanuki
It means they don’t like it, duh.

@WaynePonePone
…okay, you probably could have just said it minus the “duh” part, seeing as how it’s generally rude.