[nsfw] The Pokemon thread

@Rabidcabbit
Considering the ratio for female eevees are 12.5%, the odds are that umbreon is enjoying femboy ass.

@Meanlucario
Geez I’m gonna have to start naming the pokemon in my commissions now. Just to prevent silliness.

No, I think that’s just you projecting your Fetishes, we all know how much you love talking about Male eeveelutions :p

I see just as many female Eeveelutions as I do male when it comes to porn, in fact I’ve seen female Hitmon’s, so game mechanics have no place in porn Lucario

@Sparx
When did knowledge stop me from messing with you?

@Rabidcabbit
According to porn, 95% of pokemon are horny females who want to fuck everything. At least apply game logic gives us some form of entertainment.

@Meanlucario
It’ll make you look sillier :p

@Sparx
No more than I make myself look already.

Saw this from my friend, and it is a very sexy one of Nurse Joy!

@NitroFury
“I diagnose your son as a virgin. We must ‘cure’ him immediately.”

@Meanlucario
How though?

@NitroFury
How else do you expect a porn with a female nurse and doctor to end?

@Meanlucario
With sex

@NitroFury
Exactly.

Officer Jenny

@yelling_into_the_void
POV: You’re about to be under a breast. Several, even.

The Gardevoir with Hilda’s hairstyle is actually really cute.

I dare you all to look up Drunk Professor Oak.

@yelling_into_the_void
The pov of a police Growlithe.