The Virus Outbreak Thread

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@lonewolf
It’s kinda funny he caught the virus he is most definetly atleast triple vaccinated against twice.
Funny in a humor way.
CaptainXtra
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STOP KOSA!
Reminder that Toxoplasmosis is a thing that exists:
Humans who suffer from Toxoplasmosis have been shown to engage in more high-risk activities, be more suspicious and jealous, more likely to be schizophrenic and/or bipolar, more likely to commit suicide, and be 2.65 times more likely to be in a car accident.
And to top it all off, 30-50% of the global population is estimated to be infected with the Parasite, Toxoplasma Gondii, that causes Toxoplasmosis.
So yeah, not Zombies in the traditional sense of undead or totally mindless beings but more so humans that are being pushed into a certain direction by a nasty little bastard right under their skin.
Most people, those who have healthy immune systems, with this parasite feel no symptoms whatsoever so it’s not exactly a society destroyer as you could be infected yet not even suffer from any of what I mentioned above.
So it’s a lazy parasite that only messes with hosts that have a weaker immune system when it feels like it.
And in case you’re wondering, it usually goes from Mice who get eaten by Cats and then hops to their Human Owners.
If Covid showed anything, we’d be screwed with actual zombies…
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@CaptainXtra
That parasite is why I wear gloves when I clean out the cat littler. Something to think about is that viruses/parasites do stuff like that because they aren’t meant to be human bodies, so they freak out and mess you up as a result.
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That whole diatribe was one big whine.
Boo hoo kid, you make it hard to feel bad for you when you fly off into the deep end with that conspiracy bullshit.
Yes, the deep state or whatever you believe in is totally responsible for your life being awful. Whatever keeps you warm at night.
If you spent less time bitching and more time improving your lot in life you wouldn’t be screaming on a Pony board.
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Sometimes I remember the black plague and Spanish Flu lasted 7 fucking years and it’s just….urrrrrgggh. Only 3 years through.
And that’s not counting whatever new shit climate change breeds or releases from that goddamn ice.
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Just so you know, if you’re worried about the adverse effects of the vaccine and long covid, there is narutal remedies or homeopathy to reduce the injuries of the vax.
Magnesium
Zinc
Vitamin A B C D E K
N acetylcysteine
Potassium
Dandelion Leaf Extract/Dandelion Tea
Green/Black Tea
Fruits
Vegetables
Antioxidants
Zincy
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You know me so well. But yea you’re 100% right cause imma do that now.
None of those are relevant to any sort of “injury” from vaccine. In fact, magnesium and zinc are technically components of most vaccines, as elements of their stabilizers and preservatives.
And a healthy diet doesn’t mean diddly squat if a virus overwhelms your immune system. A virus will kill you stonedead less based on your diet, and more on factors such as viral load, strain, infection point, stress levels, age, and overall health level (someone with heart disease is going to be more susceptible to injury and death from a virus regardless of how healthy their overall diet is).
A health nut might have a better prognosis, but if that health nut is a trauma nurse who got a high viral load, and is stressed and tired from her job, it can still kill her.
Lastly, let’s break down some facts.
N acetylcysteine should not be taken without approval from a doctor. Dandelion root should be used with caution if you have low blood pressure, diabetes, hypoglycemia, anemia, ulcers, or any blood disorder. And all you did was list vitamins…no mention of how fat soluble vitamin D should be taken with food, while water soluble vitamin B and C should be taken without, or how you can overdose on Zinc and Potassium causing kidney and liver damage.
You cannot just throw herbs and vitamins at yourself and pretend that makes you as clever as hundreds of years of medical science.
Also, they’re called supplements for a reason. They cannot make up for a poor diet, as a majority of the compound in a supplement does not get absorbed.
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That list reminded me strongly of the list they do at the end of America, Fuck Yeah!.
Freedom is the only way, yeah - be a patriot and get vaccinated so we can all achieve our hope for tomorrow.
Starbucks (Fuck yeah!)
Disney World (Fuck yeah!)
Porno (Fuck yeah!)
Valium (Fuck yeah!)
Reeboks (Fuck yeah!)
Fake tits (Fuck yeah!)
Sushi (Fuck yeah!)
Taco Bell (Fuck yeah!)
Rodeos (Fuck yeah!)
Bed, Bath & Beyond (Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!)
And, just to reiterate what @Zincy already said so well, you start taking a ton of vitamin K and you aren’t on warfarin you can end up jaundiced or anemic or both.
The dose makes the toxin. And randomly combining ‘things that are good for you’ can screw with things in unintentional ways that can really wreck you.
Too much potassium without sufficient Vitamin D3? Sure, most healthy people will be fine. But if you’re predisposed to diabetes or already on Metformin? Whoopsies.
The really bad part about all of this is that people determined to never ever talk to a doctor or get a vaccination are the ones in the greatest risk of fucking up their bodies through this kind of ‘your behavior is all you have to change to be healthy’ bullshit.
Sure, living a healthy lifestyle and eating healthy foods is a healthy way to live. Do that.
But expecting a bunch of over the counter supplements to protect you from a novel virus is like assuming Christ will help your car not crash into a tree because you’d rather pray than use the breaks.
2LDR: Just because you can buy it at Walmart or Costco doesn’t mean you don’t need to get your blood tested periodically or stay up to date on vaccinations. If you need ‘Do your own research’-style proof then screw around with your sodium/potassium levels. You’ll get all the proof you need.
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