Dear all Derpibooru staff and users,
I am just a humble Background Pony, but ponies in the background can do beautiful things. Take Applejack for example. She’s one of the Elements!
Here’s my request: give me full control of the website Derpibooru.
Why should you do this? Because I’m telling you to. I want to have complete control over Derpibooru, and I want you to give it to me.
I have a lot of experience; I have travelled to many third-world countries and experienced firsthand how effective despotism can be. I want to be
your despot.
Please, I implore you to give me access to all of Derpibooru’s administrative functions. I certainly must be better than the previous administration.
If you wish to accept my offer, then please send all relevant information to
iwantderpibooru@horsefucker.org.
Thank you,
from a concerned Background Pony.