Crazy Headcanons

Brass Beau

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@Twiface  
The comics did have her go through a personal crisis over being seen as “the other princess” but besides being a bit of a frazzled mom there isn’t anything in the show that I can really think of. She’s mostly a blank slate and her entire character begins and ends with her relationship to the Sparkle family.
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Let's keep calm here...
A few jerks in the extended Apple family will not let Fluttershy live down the eebat incident.
Brass Beau

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@Korora  
Applejack has them sit at a separate table during social gatherings. Rarity keeps catching one of them looking over at Fluttershy and smiling.
DoctorWTF
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Some people might say that the ‘mysterious immortal chessmistress’ thing was just a façade, but I do agree that the writers in the later seasons may have somewhat degraded her in the name of comedy.
 
It started all the way back in season 1 with “Best Night Ever” - the Mane Six make a mess of the Grand Galloping Gala and run off in embarrassment, then Celestia follows them an she’s like “That was cool, you really livened things up!” (not unlike the end of “Make New Friends but Keep Discord”).
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There’s nothing wrong with spending time with schoolchildren (Celestia runs her own school, after all)
 
Not in and of itself, but she is (supposedly) a head of state. How many real-world heads of state lead the tour groups personally? I would have expected a very different set of priorities for a head of state’s very limited and finite time.  
Does this mean that Cadence is the only well-adjusted alicorn, or does she have problems too?
 
Cadence’s problem is peetzer.
Brass Beau

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@Latecomer  
I saw it more as letting her hair down. Twilight was going to take over the kingdom. That was her plan. She was less worried about everything since she didn’t have to do it much longer. It’s like your last two weeks of work after giving your notice.
DarkObsidian
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Twiface
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Princess of Kirinposting
How many real-world heads of state lead the tour groups personally? I would have expected a very different set of priorities for a head of state’s very limited and finite time.
 
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Crossposting from Fimfic (because the overlap of members seems less than complete) my takes on the Manes as mothers.
 
Twilight might defer motherhood due to her various responsibilities (especially now that she’s ascended the throne), out of worry about the destructive potential of alicorn foals, or just for lack of a suitable father. If it did come to her, she would no doubt approach it in the same way she does everything - lots of preparatory research and checklists. Sadly, I think she might be one of the ones more likely to have a distant or strained relationship with offspring, between being busy a lot and having quite rigid ideas of childrearing when she is present. Of course the right other parent could help mitigate this, and Uncle Spike may also be a great help.
 
Applejack at first glance seems like an obvious mother, both in her commitment to her family legacy and in her temperament. But on the flipside, she’s so obvious it makes the show’s refusal to include such plots work against her - it seems like she might be content as an maiden aunt. Any kid she did have would benefit from Apple Bloom serving as a partial “trial run” and would probably be in good hooves.
 
Pinkie, as we’ve seen with the Cakes, has her strengths and weaknesses, but as with AJ, the “trial run” will help. A lot hinges on how similar to her the kids are - a shy or introverted one could be a big challenge. (Although Cheese - who was pretty shy and quiet himself - might be able to help with that.) And she’s definitely going to be The Most Embarrassing Mom Ever at some point, but what parent isn’t? Pinkie just does it with style.
 
Rainbow is one of the less obvious candidates - certainly, I doubt she’ll be down for anything as aerodynamically compromising as pregnancy any time soon. She’s another one who might struggle with a kid unlike her - although I think ambition and drive might be more important than athleticism - but I do wonder if she might struggle with a kid too much like her, too. Notably, she’s the only Mane without any experience with young children.
 
Fluttershy is probably the one where her capability to raise a kid is a lot bigger than her chances of having one. After all, she’s no doubt raised countless baby animals… a pony couldn’t be that much harder, right?… right? Of course, Discord might be a spanner in the works for this, whether it’s as father or “godfather”.
 
Lastly, Rarity is probably the least inclined to actually bear young, at least without a royal marriage to motivate her - a baby sister was trouble enough. Far better to just lavish gifts on one’s nieces and nephews. If she does end up with kids, adoptive seems more likely - an act of generosity that also lets her skip over some of the messier stages.
Brass Beau

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  • Applebloom has a daughter with Tippy Taps named Apple Blossom.  
  • Applejack has a son named Red Delicious.  
  • Fluttershy and Discord run an interspecies orphanage. One day Fluttershy found Discord in the nursery, surrounded by eggs shells, holding a pink and yellow draconequus.  
  • Pinkie Pie had another filly name Opal Pie. She was disappointed Applejack didn’t immediately catch on to the name.  
  • Rarity ends up with two kids named Elusive and Adorabelle.  
  • Rainbow Dash has an earth pony son named Sky Runner. He’s the middle child and only non-pegasus. He loves his Aunt Scootaloo. His sisters are Aurora and Boreas.  
  • Scootaloo and Rumble have a son named Rainbow Blaze.  
  • Spike ended up hatching an abandoned dragon egg. He named her Barb.  
  • Sweetie Belle and Button Mash have a daughter named Chiptune.  
  • Twilight never found the time for romance but considers all of the creatures in her school her children. Only one villain was dumb enough to try and attack the school. He’s now a permanent fixture in the school garden.
DoctorWTF
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Pinkie, as we’ve seen with the Cakes, has her strengths and weaknesses, but as with AJ, the “trial run” will help. A lot hinges on how similar to her the kids are - a shy or introverted one could be a big challenge. (Although Cheese - who was pretty shy and quiet himself - might be able to help with that.) And she’s definitely going to be The Most Embarrassing Mom Ever at some point, but what parent isn’t? Pinkie just does it with style.
 
Issue 94 of the comic is supposed to star Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, presumably focusing on their transition from platonic friends to lovers. That should be entertaining.
 
 
Fluttershy is probably the one where her capability to raise a kid is a lot bigger than her chances of having one. After all, she’s no doubt raised countless baby animals… a pony couldn’t be that much harder, right?… right? Of course, Discord might be a spanner in the works for this, whether it’s as father or “godfather”.
 
Deviantart has a number of artists’ renditions of the possible offspring of Fluttershy and Discord. It had me wondering if Discord would ever have any interest in fatherhood. Compromising his own wants in the name of keeping a friendship going is one thing - the responsibility of parenthood is another level altogether.
 
 
Lastly, Rarity is probably the least inclined to actually bear young, at least without a royal marriage to motivate her - a baby sister was trouble enough. Far better to just lavish gifts on one’s nieces and nephews. If she does end up with kids, adoptive seems more likely - an act of generosity that also lets her skip over some of the messier stages.
 
Hell, remember “Baby Cakes”, when the Cakes asked the rest of the Mane Six to babysit before settling for Pinkie Pie? Rarity was the only pony to simply refuse - the others had other things to do.
Brass Beau

Howdy from Shimmer Pope
@Latecomer  
I’m a fan of the “Luster is a StarBurst child” headcanon. And most of the ones I posted were straight up conversions of an EqG next gen fix I’ve been working on.
Latecomer

@DoctorWTF  
Well, fatherhood and responsibility don’t always go hand in hand…
 
And yeah - I thought of that with Rarity too.
 
 
@Brass Beau  
It makes no sense, but it’s still pretty popular. (Like a lot of headcanons, I guess…)
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