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Norman is actually a brony who found the portal to Equestria. Blueberry Cake is the only one who knows his secret.
 
An exploitation fic of this was going to be my Fimfiction debut, but it got axed for not having enough spaces.
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G1: Grogar had the Witches of Gloom murdered to prevent an enemy-of-my-enemy truce with the ponies.
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Discord doesn’t have a definite gender.
 
It’s a partly-incorporeal spirit of chaos - equine ideas of gender wouldn’t really be applicable for it, and for Discord, switching between one or the other would be relatively easy. In fact, it might have started presenting itself as male to the Equestrians specifically to unsettle them (it having that much power and being a female would make too much sense to them, and what’s the fun on that? ).
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Discord doesn’t have a definite gender.
It’s a partly-incorporeal spirit of chaos - equine ideas of gender wouldn’t really be applicable for it, and for Discord, switching between one or the other would be relatively easy. In fact, it might have started presenting itself as male to the Equestrians specifically to unsettle them (it having that much power and being a female would make too much sense to them, and what’s the fun on that? ).
 
Makes sense in a way.
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Discord would’ve been a tolerable character if he were a girl. I remember a year ago today, I pointed out that Starlight should’ve either fucking killed him in A Matter of Principals or killed Fluttershy to teach him a lesson!!!!!!
 
If he were a sexy girl, it wouldn’t be as bad, like when Trixie slammed the door in that kid’s face in that one episode. It’s sexy when girl’s are abusive horrible people!!!!!
 
But really, Discord was never supposed to be malicious, he just liked having fun and took it too far. I basically think he did literally nothing wrong in his first episode. The fact that the writers didn’t understand this and went on to “reform” him, then make him more evil as a “good” character than he ever was as a villain just shows how horrible they are at writing. Similar to what they did in Trixie’s second episode, but at least she’s been well written since then and is also super hot!!!!!
 
Seriously though, he was one of the coolest characters ever in his first episode and I will always be pissed at the writers who fucked him up for their lack of talent!!! The fact that Big Jim described Discord as his favorite character recently, despite overseeing the metaphorical murder of his character is super cringe!!!!!!
 
Edit: Also, I don’t know if I said it in this thread of not, but in my headcanon, Pinkie will take over for Discord after he dies or retires. She still has in her personality what Discord was originally supposed to be and would actually be able to properly be the Lord of Chaos instead of some cringe spoiled five year old that the least talented writers in the world shat out.
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Oh, I forgot this topic existed and ended up posting this in the Stupid stuff topic.
 
I like to think that Friendship is Magic is an in-universe fic Twilight wrote about herself and her loved ones that has occasional self-deprecation, escapism, anxious conjecture, and/or indulgence, and becomes increasingly deranged and detached from (Equestrian) reality as it goes on.
That fic is, of course, the book that opens at the start of the show and closes at the end.
As seen in earlier seasons, Twilight is a tad self-righteous, naively optimistic yet also horribly insecure, not very good at understanding ponies (except for being deeply aware of most/all of her own flaws), and is a poor writer in anything but objective or scholarly articles, all of which become increasingly apparent closer towards the end of her writing. Protagonist Twilight becomes a completely different person by the time she becomes Princess because Author Twilight thinks she could never be a Princess unless she was, indeed, a completely different person.
Of course, the grand tale is a whimsical improvisation that contradicts itself when Twilight’s anxious mood-swings contradict herself, and partway through she begins to wonder if maybe she’s wrong and even Celestia, her untouchable goddess, is imperfect and goofy too.
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I know now how is Sunset Shimmer so perfect. Because she is a trans. Ta-da! Everything is solved! Sunset does a lot of things that girls barely do. So in the past He just felt like he is not whole in a male body. So he became a She. Everything is clear now.
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Greta will become the new mayor/president (for lack of royalty) of Griffonstone.
 
Nogriffon wants to run for that except her and Gabby. And while Gabby may be better than her, the other griffons feel like it won’t be right to lock someone like Gabby into an office. Those who want a leader in the first place, that is. But even Grandpa Gruff will soon find out that complaining about stuff is better if you’ve got someone to complain to who has at least got the authority to change it.
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Height chart again. Shorter, but with the twist that it’s now in order from most to least thicc:  
-Torch (127’10)  
-Moonsqueeze (123’4)  
-Tirek (Bad Timeline), Spike (Secret of my Excess), Specialist Sunflower, Evening Skies (79’3)  
-Altus Bastion, Gloomy (2021 Cap) (50’)  
-Sequoia, Striker Blue (35’)  
-Golden Age, Gloomy (March 2015) (32’)  
-Swan (Alicorn), Great Tempest, Canopy, Daisini (Largest recorded size), Scootaloo (g3)(Bigger giant/Guardian version) (30’)  
-Road viaduct, Electric Gale, Cumulonimbus (25’)  
-Honey Butter (20’)  
-Tirek at strongest in main timeline, Fétichetoyere (15’)  
-Power lines, Invidia Nox, Velvet Underhoof, Autumn Blaze (>>2002132), Scootaloo (g3)(Giant version) (13’1)  
-Post-FiM Ceiling, Bagel, Lightdelablue, Tea Biscuit, Sassy Lost, Soft Melody, Memory Match (9’11)  
-Fury, Troubleshoes, Maple Seed  
-Celestia, Twilight Sparkle (Ruler), Daisini (Thinking about her crush) (9’0)  
-Warcry, Honey Suckle, Summer Sunshine (8’8)  
-FiM Ceiling, Yona (Adult), Glory Forge, Luna, Nordpone, Apple Bloom (Adult, N-Team), Flurry Heart (Adult) (8’4)  
-IRL Ceiling, Fort, Rockhoof, Switchblade (grown), Cadance (7’6)  
-Babs Seed (Adult), Big Macintosh, Hired Gun, Icepick, Wine Barrel, Gloomy (Default size) (7’3)  
-Mercury Drop, Steelhooves, Bright Macintosh, Chrysalis, Autumn Blaze, Windy Streak (Adult) (7’0)  
-Rose Cheeks, Rampage (Rage), Sugary Violet, Diamonody, Windbreaker, Tree, Chrysanthemum (Task) (6’9)  
-Spike (Adult), Applejack, Cross Country, Brick Kindler, Peppermint Mocha (Pegasusjedi), Caramel Ambrosia (Adult), Tempest Shadow, Twilight Sparkle (Alicorn), Ellison Pippin (6’6/~198cm)  
-Tirek (Regular), Stone, Flugel, Ember, Daisini (Normal size), Whisp (6’1)  
-Average Scifi Stallion, Whoa Nelly, Apple Fritter, Nova Starburst, Sunny Hymn, Float Jump (6’)  
-Summer Stars, Dizzy Cream, Allie Way, Mjölna, Eye Black, Inky Rose, Trash, Parch Well (5’11)  
-Average Scifi Mare, Midnight Blossom, Rockall, Yona, Radical Bay, Pear Butter, Flurry Heart (Teen), Sunny Skies, Ipomoea (5’10/~178cm)  
-Average FiM/Stable Mare, Vedalia Rose, Heart Song, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Primal Screech, Sugar Swirl, Moonlight Raven, Blackjack, Perfect Freeze, Lightning Dee, Everstar, Ventress, Dree Dera, Spikefire, Jade shine (170cm)  
-Felicity Stars, Panne, Pole Position, Torque Wrench, Candy Cream, Wicked Slit, Sunset Sorbet, Wicked Silly, Alloy Shaper, Reverie, Panda Shade, Glitter Spritz  
-Cream Heart, Mascara Maroon, Sparkler/Amethyst Star, Sparkplug, Abstract Module, Reflect Decrypt, Sundance, Recon Probe, Bullet Pretty, Frizzle Frisk, Rainbow Dash, Do-si-do  
-Average Old Ponish Mare, Gizmo Gears, Sweetie Belle (Adult), Lullaby Tiara, Tvælåt, Steel Cherry, Midnight Dream, Kuruminha  
-Angel Tears, Cloud Chaser (OC), Apple, Roulette, Win, Spring Step, Air Raid (157?cm)  
-Average Fo:E Wasteland Mare, Bullet Holes, Belle Hop, Blooming Corals, Buma Rang  
-Alicorn Cozy Glow, Doozy, Torchlight, Lavender Spark, Tesla, Sun Cross, Floor Bored, Tezla  
-Chilly Willy, Pencil Point, Weathervane, Peppermint Goldylinks, Raven McChippy, Disastral  
-Puppysmiles (Teen), Plaid Stripes, Apogee, Aurora Dawn, Air Way, Sunny Sheila, Snails, Violet Reverie, Glimmerlight, Dala Vault  
-Cardio, Lily Longsocks, Nyx, Noi, Lemon Honey, Biscuit, Apple Bloom, Ambermoon, Nolegs  
-Minutiae, Gilded Lily, Nursery Rhyme, Rumble, Rockhoof (Colt)  
-Scotch Tape, Littlepip, Caramel Ambrosia (Filly), Cotton Cloudy, Spur, Archer, Red Ink, Apparently Shovel (~142cm ~4’8)  
-Brown Sugar (CMC-age), Silver Void, Teal Shores, Lilac Ice, Chipcutter, Perky Prep, Dust Brush  
-Plot Coupon, Twist, Topsy Turvy (Playgroundholocaust), Trefoil, Broken Glass, Tabula Rasa, Petunia Paleo, Featherweight  
-Average 10YO FiM Colt/Filly, Ride Roughshod, Sun Glimmer, Ginger Snap, Raspberry Cream, Cozy Glow, Cotton Puff, Skeedaddle, Savannah Smile  
-Peachy Pie, Kettle Corn, Alula, Silver Spoon, Peach Fuzz, Lemon Crumble, Scootaloo, Lilymoon  
-Sweetie Belle, Dinky Hooves, Puppysmiles, Double Mind/Power Plant, Violet Blossom, Whinny, Aero, Threnody  
-Diamond Tiara, Dulce Deleche, Rampage (Filly), Nails, Serenity (Fallout Equestria: Heroes), Platinum Glitter, Sunrise Horizon  
-Berry Munch, Boing, Slug, Lewis Gun, Murderkill Deathgore  
-Average FiM 5YO, Brown Sugar (5YO), Scuttlebug, Sirocca (Canon height), Pipsqueak (102cm)
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I propose a theory concerning flurry heart.
 
Since Cozy Glow and the Bell shows that alicorns are simply an evolution of any pony when enough raw magic is applied to it, Flurry’s being born an alicorn had nothing to do with genetics or destiny, but because her conception had the immense love magic of her parents applied to it, super-charging her development.
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@Tirimsil  
I wouldn’t say this about the show as a whole, but it can be a neat patch for problematic episodes. Like if the Daring Do eps were Rainbow’s self-insert fanfics, or the Beginning of the End an amateur thriller novel by a student at the School.
 
 
@WyrmSpawN  
Interesting! i never really considered that Cadance might bring her magic to the conception without even meaning to. Of course to test it, you’d need another, non-love-based alicorn to reproduce. (Or make Cadance have a foal without love or magic, but that would be unethical.)
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Hmm, I could buy that.
 
A quite workable headcanon.
 
@Latecomer
 
(Or make Cadance have a foal without love or magic, but that would be unethical.)
 
Unless she consented to it… but then again, it very well could have deleterious effects for the foal outside of that, for all we know. Like say, a unicorn with stunted or nonexistent magic development.
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The continuity of the Mane 6 families were not a constant plan by the series creators, mostly regarding the pegasi.
 
The canon versions and overall status of Rainbow Dash’s parents were very different then their ideas earlier on in the series. From her overall living situation, her overall attitude towards praise, to certain pictures in her house, to flashbacks of kid Dash and her ‘maybe’ uncle, RD’s canon parents were hardly bad characters but they certainly didn’t seem like they were planned from the start.
 
In contrast, the AJ and Granny Smith dynamic was clear from the start on dead parent status. Rarity, the high class fashionista, being raised by simple mid western american types was supposed to be ironic. Twilight’s parents being super supportive of most anything was guaranteed from the start. And Pinkie Pie and her Amish rock farm was just as ironic and planned a parentage as Rarity’s, if not more so.
 
Fluttershy was sort of a wild card. While we weren’t given many hints, it was easy to see her parents being exactly how they were. Her brother on the other hoof, was sort of an odd addition, as Zephyr seemed to imply Fluttershy was always bossy to him. And that everybody knew Zephyr as if he was always an occasional visitor, unlike Shining Armor who had to be introduced. Not a bad addition, but again, still odd.
CalypsoFantasy
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Butterfly Island, the former home of the pegasi, was evacuated following the founding of Equestria. Following this was the “Flight Home” a trek where tens of thousands of Pegasi set off to make a new home on the mainland.
 
It is now an off-limits area and a no fly zone for pegasi, monitored by six Friendship-class SAMs hidden beneath the waves. Rumors have since spread about the place, including an urban legend about the ghost of a colt who was diverted off course during the Flight Home and killed upon landing. Some illegal trespassers have claimed seeing this colt’s apparition in the treetops, faintly calling for help…  
Scientists say these stories were thought up by ponies who were invigorated by the creepy atmosphere of the decaying amusement park.
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Poison joke’s effect on Zecora is to make her speak in rhymes.
 
She knows the cure, but she doesn’t apply it on herself because she likes the effect.
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