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So a headcanon I have is Zephyr breeze parents were probably never very tough on him when he was a colt,maybe spoiled him resulting in some of his future behavior.
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It says something that they make Fluttershy look quite assertive, per their own admission even.

Mr. Shy: Well, we may not be as bold as you, Fluttershy, but don't you worry. We know how to stand up for ourselves.

Press X to doubt

So yeah, they were basically certain to have been not stern enough, with Zephyr as a colt. Pretty high on the "pushover parents" totem pole. I'm not sure they could be assertive if their life depended on it, unlike Fluttershy.
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Every time the Nightmare Forces possess a pony, and that pony is cured with the Elements of Harmory, it creates yet another misunderstood half-demon pony so that more fanfic can be written. First Nyx, then Dyx, and now, if Pony Quarantine is to be believed… (caution: vulgar, possibly NSFW)

>oh noes, it's Nightmare Apple
>"The apples will last forever! Moohoohahahahaha!"
>"What does that even MEAN?"
>"Never mind that, hit her with the Elements!"
>"Do we even still HAVE those?"
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT goes the Rainbow Brainwash Laser & Electroshock Therapy Spell
>"Girls, what happened? And where's mah hat?"
>"Hi, y'all!"
>"Who are you, and why do you have mah hat?"
>"I'm Hyx. Hyuck!"
>"Are we gonna create a new misunderstood demon pony every time somepony gets possessed by the Nightmare Force?"
>"Looks like it."
>"Gimme back mah hat."
>"Fight ya fer it! Hyuck!"
>such is life in the Zone
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It's stated that Sunset and Flash started over as "friends" in Legends of Everfree, but are seen walking together in another short episode.

Their rekindled friendship blossomed into a new romance
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Possibly, but the ship teasing seemed like a one-sided affair. They may have tried to date again, but I think Sunset would have broke it off again. Flash definitely had genuine interest in her, but it never appeared particularly mutual.

The real reason Scootaloo lives with her aunts is because all hell would break loose if ponies started thinking that her inability to fly was somehow related to her earth pony father (which, given the multiple examples of mindless mob mentality we've been shown, would probably be damn near inevitable).

Bulk Biceps' love of lifting things stems from him having been in a similar situation to Scootaloo growing up, having required extensive physical therapy and training just to get to what we saw in "Rainbow Falls".

Scootaloo has never bothered trying out the heavier-than-air flight tech shown to exist in Equestria (such as Apple Bloom's hang glider from "Call of the Cutie") because she's been receiving physical therapy in hopes of maybe possibly flying one day, and she's under doctor's orders not to use any of that because she might develop bad habits which would interfere with her progress towards flying without it.
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Princess Celestia is celibate because her mystic connection with the sun means that if she ever achieves climax, Equestria's sun will go nova. Luna is in the same position. For her, the moon will explode.

…actually, from time to time whenever the urge gets too strong, they give in. Then they have to use time travel magic to undo the destruction. This has happened countless times in Equestria's history, and it explains certain aspects of Luna's personality. Celestia has a bit more self control. Just a bit.
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Celestia and Luna were not born alicorns. They ascended via a spell cast by Starswirl the Bearded.

Prior to ascending, Celestia was a tall and slightly awkward-looking white pegasus with a pink mane. Luna was a petite blue unicorn with a pale blue mane.

When the two of them used the Elements of Harmony, Celestia used Laughter, Kindness, and Generosity. Luna used Magic, Loyalty, and Honesty. Celestia's connection to the Element of Laughter was always strongest. Even as a filly she was the class clown, and it's why even now she plays harmless little pranks on the castle staff. She can be serious when circumstances absolutely require it, and she's certainly not stupid, but she has always been a silly pony.
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Bowling alleys, billiard clubs and sports centers in Equestria have a sign that reads "NO MAGIC" to discourage unicorns for using magic at the sports, so as to prevent the possibilitiy of cheating.

However in bowling, magic can only be used to throw the ball
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