Well it’s not like the humans of Earth are any better, are we?
Trixie: Well, how about it? Hm? Is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can’t?
Twilight Sparkle: I— I—
Trixie: Well, little hayseed?
Applejack: That’s it! I can’t stand for no more of this!
Spike: You show her, AJ!
Rarity: Enough. Enough, all of you. I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace.
Trixie: Ooo, what’s the matter? Afraid you’ll get a hair out of place in that rat’s nest you call a mane?
Rarity: Oh, it. Is. On!
Whatever the male equivalent of misogyny is called. It was 4AM when I tried to remember the word.
Snips: Wait. They don’t live here?
Scootaloo: Nope. Their jobs are way too important for that. They travel to the farthest, most dangerous places in Equestria to study unknown plants and fierce creatures. And what they learn helps pony science and medicine. I’d go with them, but it’s too dangerous. Once, my mom had to wing-wrestle a wyvern, and my dad got trapped in a chimera’s cave for three moons! He still has the scars to prove it.
Snips: [scoffs] You’re making that up. Nopony has that kind of job.
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