Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

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@Mike  
milk the bj thing for as long as you can lmao
 
didn’t really work when I did it, I guess it was too much of a step up since I was only his second. from what I gather the receiver needs to do a fair bit of prep like kegels because the butt can rip and get hemorrhoids and prolapse and all that stuff
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Thread Starter - Lewd Talk Thread
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
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@CyanLightning  
Of course i do, but i want the real thing… I can’t stop thinking about my GF tied up and waiting for me~ >w<
 
 
@Mike  
As long as i have fun with a girl, it’s all good~ :33 I don’t care too much about it BUT super skinny girls are a turn off for me sometimes, depending on how skinny she is… But i like the meat bro!~ x33 Something to hold on to!~ My GF might be a nerdish, tiny girl but she has a perfect perfeeect aerodynamic body~ Not too much boobs, not too much ass, not too skinny… Beautiful~
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