Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

-No, no, NO!
-CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-You’re hot and you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no
-Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow
-You’re not even good enough to be my fake
-I’m an ogre! You know, “Grab your torch and pitchforks!”
-And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
-Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain.
-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-KAZOOIE!!!!!!
-Ooh what a hell of a price, what a hell of a price.
-Take your time, I’ll just sit here eating lunch.
-I’m Mushu, baby!
-Go to hell, motherfucker
-Your mother sells whelks in Hull
-You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal
-Do you speak English?
-It is fun to have fun but you have to know how
-I was feeling just a bit frustrated/Checked my watch smoked another cigarette and waited/Staring up at the moon
-Face the mighty waterfall
-Place ALL the blocks!
-I know karate, taekwondo, and a bunch of other scary sounding Asian words!
-Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?
-Max, I assume?
-All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
-A rolling stoner gathers no moths
-Oh dear…you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!
-If we all prepare ourselves, look back, look forward, and make the choices we know are right, we can create something that will stand the test of time.
-A flock of happy woodpeckers by the mouth of the river Vah is teaching a silent horse to nibble on bark and feed on fresh meat
-In the name of God, let the churches burn.
-Est-ce que le député est conscient que nous avons des PHOQUES par-ci, des PHOQUES par là, des PHOQUES partout??!!
-Inventor Cookie invented a cookie. After inventing a cookie inventor Cookie noticed that a cookie had been invented.
-Quiet!
-Why can’t Metroid crawl?
-I’m curious. Why would you do that? What was the purpose behind it?
-You’re a kid now, you’re a squid now
-Plumbers don’t wear ties!
-Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
-This is Rich from ReviewTechUSA, signing out
-He swings and misses, and it’s fouled back into the stands
-Zeeky Boogy Doog
-Mmm, it’s so nice to be the pet for once.
-That’s no good!
-What’s with this sassy… Lost child?
-Either world domination, or something about bananas
-One is a genius, the other’s insane
-I feel… Good…
-Before you see the sticks in someone’s eye, take the minecart out of yours
-I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka Sensei got me at the Ichiraku Noodle Shop, but I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup
-You fool! You’ve doomed us all!
-The human body is a beautiful thing. Most of the time.
-Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
-This is a hell of a way to run a railroad!
-My throne! My throne room!
-I think we just jumped the shark…
-Get out of my hair
-I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
-Pointing out your problems doesn’t make them go away
-Git’r done!
-Hi, I’m Puppysmiles. Have you seen my Mom?
-Objection!
-I Stopped, I Swopped
-Jet fuel can’t melt dank memes
-What are you looking for the devil for, when you ought to be looking for the Lord?
-I bet there’s not really a problem with the facility. I bet it’s just cleverly placed lights and papier mache.
-How are you angry about an episode that hasn’t even premiered yet?
-Yes mommy, I would like syrup with my pancakes.
-Cozy sphinx waves quart jug of bad milk
-Are we scared yet?
-Can you think inside a chimney?
-The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
-Now this is the story all about how/My life got flipped, turned upside down
-Is the order a rabbit?
-I hate you.
-I guess the thing I had for you must’ve exploded.
-And that is something you might not have known
-Erase your past! Your life begins here!
-I call it a cutie mark
-Warning! For external use only!
-Read all instructions before use
-The PTA has disbanded!
-Hold the secret that broke the Knights Radiant. You may need it to destroy the new orders when they return.
-The Keys Stand Alone
-You’re all a bunch of drongos!
-Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
-Remember When You Blew Up a Sun?
-You’re not perfect
-I feel like I’m back in high school, which is weird ‘cause I’m only ten
-For a split second, my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
-So eat more of these soft French loaves, and have some tea!
-Space! Space! I’m in space!
-How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.
-Lousy Smarch weather
-When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Back in June we delivered oxygen equipment of the same size
-Oh, no! Oh-ho-ho no! Sitting on eggs is out! O-W-T, out!
-I don’t get any closer until you turn into a leggy brunette!

Well, fyayk me.