Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@EotD  
I bought three.  
And i bought along a jedi so i can hold him by the legs and use him as a weapon while he holds a lightsaber.

@BadgingBadger  
Wait I thought Jedi were on the endangered species list.

@BadgingBadger  
Also what colors were your lightsabers?

@EotD  

 
One is yellow, another is magenta, and the third is black. Pitch black.

@BadgingBadger  
So a Darksaber then? What Mandalorian did you kill to get that?

@EotD  
Dunno, i found one of those genies in a lamp and asked him for three lightsabers.

@BadgingBadger  
Well what Mandalorian did they have to kill?

@EotD  
I don’t know. I don’t think genies can kill people if nobody is there to make killing someone a wish.

@BadgingBadger  
Well then there’s no way you could have gotten a Darksaber without a Mandalorian dying cause they aren’t ever giving those up without a fight.

@BadgingBadger
 
aren’t genies banned from directly killing people though?
 
you can’t wish someone to drown via being teleported to the bottom of the marianas trench but you can wish one to be teleported to a remote island and let nature take it’s course.

@EotD  
But you can always ask nicely.

@OptimusPrimevil  
Never heard of any rules for genies other than “you cannot wish for more wishes”.

@BadgingBadger  
Mandalorians don’t give out Lightsabers they’ve earned through killing the jedi that once owned it

@BadgingBadger  
can’t kill  
can’t revive the dead  
can’t make people fall in love
 
those are the ones i’m familiar with at least two shows follows those rules: aladdin and ninjago.

@EotD  
Well, as i said, you can always ask nicely.

@BadgingBadger  
Then you’re not going to get it

@EotD  
How do you know? I have asked nicely to one and he gave it to me.

@BadgingBadger  
Hey wait a minute, you just said a genie gave you your lightsaber. YOUR LYING!

@EotD  
Well, he was a genie and a mandalorian. Fallacy averted.

@BadgingBadger  
Then you wished for your saber and he was forced to give it up due to the genie code or whatever

@EotD  
i asked him nicely while doing it, so maybe that counts.

@BadgingBadger  
Nah

@EotD  
Yep

you know why it’s called “comic sans”?  
Because “sans” means “without” in french. Thus, this typing font does not possess comical value.

@BadgingBadger  
I know your making a joke but the correctionist in me really wants to point out what the sans stands for