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I have a feeling that after living in the sarlacc pit for a few days and having a wank or two, its occupants would be pretty tired of living. Eventually dying to thirst or hunger.

Saying that it takes 1000 years to digest its prey doesn’t say much about its lethality :o
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poor luna. has one drunken bar fight with her sister and she gets exiled for 1000 years and completely vilefied as a child killer / eater in the eyes of the entire nation for it.
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Well, to be fair, she was drunk with power.

…I mean, technically it was jealousy, but somehow that got her on the same level as her sister.

Also, it’s not exactly like Luna was the sole victim of the generally useless pony population.
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yeah i know. i’d just like some manner of in-universe reason for why a rescue wasn’t attempted sooner. like even if they pointed out celestia couldn’t free her sister, or whatever, i’d be fine with it. it’s safe to assume that was the case, but as it is right now they’ve never outright stated that she never bothered to try either.

as for letting her subjects do that nightmare night shit, well, that was a solid dick move. not only was it not true at all, but she was actually in a prime position to tell them to stfu. and it’s not like it was rumors either, but a national holiday.

you a bitch, celestia.
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Wasn’t there a mention that NMM was trapped by the EoH and Tia lost her connection to the Elements which is why she couldn’t do anything? Except wait for that prophecy and find new Element Bearers.
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i want to see a wacky sitcom…ish comedy about a group of construction workers building the future evil lair of some kind of supervillain.
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…has anybody made a sitcom that exists solely to subvert sitcom tropes, like a parody that goes all the way, to the point it has the same run time and didn’t get canned before it at least have a full season under it’s belt?
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>tastes like diarrhea







I don’t even like most alternatives to peanut butter or really nuts in general and didn’t expect I would like nutella before I tried it, and yet as it would turn out, even somebody like me would like nutella.

…nutella wannabes, on the other hand, do taste a lot closer to what I imagine diarrhea would taste like.
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