Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Started by DanielTepesKraus
Posted
49,697 replies
Login to subscribe to responses
DanielTepesKraus's avatar
Posts: 9370
DanielTepesKraus
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Greatest Poster in the Board
Artist
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Emerald
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

Site Moderator
will return ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if i could swap any one body part for another body part of my choice, i would swap the middle finger of my left hand for a penis and then fight crime.

i would be known as "finger dicking good"
Posted Report
Ssj4Bladex21145's avatar
Posts: 1880
Ssj4Bladex21145
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Wallet After Summer Sale

(Previously known as Conflik9929)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)


My answer is yes and will stay that because I have NO reason to continue living if i fuck everything up and I only care for myself like the selfish retard that I am.
Posted Report
Background Pony #8243
@Conflik9929
Is there any negative effect of my death at this point?(edge warning)

Are you by any chance familiar with the English poet John Donne? He made a fairly famous comment I think is applicable here.
[Any] man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.
Donne saw mankind as a greater whole, of which each individual was a significant part. Subsequently, the death of any one member was a cause to mourn, because we all are a little diminished at the loss. You might not necessarily agree with this view of course, but the point I’m trying to make is that there is a negative effect. A world without you is a world devoid of any of the contributions you make or may yet have time to make.

You still have time to make a difference. We all do. I implore you to never lose sight of that possibility.
Posted Report
Background Pony #8243
@Conflik9929
@Background Pony #8243
What fucking contributions whoud i even make? If anything, I’m more of a hinderance to humanity than help
Perhaps you are, but it’s far more likely you aren’t. Besides, I’ve never been the type to believe anyone is entirely without worth or merit without sufficient evidence to the contrary. The thing is, even if you are hard pressed to imagine making any major contribution, major contributions are not all that there are to make. There are innumerable small ways we all affect each other’s lives, and sometimes even the simplest thing on your part can have major significance to someone else.

Still, if I’m wrong and there is absolutely nothing you have or want to offer society as a whole, there are always the words of one of my favorite demotivational posters to live by:
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Posted Report
DanielTepesKraus's avatar
Posts: 9370
DanielTepesKraus
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Greatest Poster in the Board
Artist
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Emerald
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

Site Moderator
will return ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a fart is simply gaseous poo that misses being inside a nice warm cozy body and tries to come back in through the nose.
Posted Report
DanielTepesKraus's avatar
Posts: 9370
DanielTepesKraus
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Greatest Poster in the Board
Artist
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Emerald
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

Site Moderator
will return ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
prostitutes with big bums should be called buttlers. unless they are cross-bred with potatos, in which case they are calle prostitatos.

@Herrpface
yes. a lonely ghost poop that just wants to come home to daddy.
Posted Report
DanielTepesKraus's avatar
Posts: 9370
DanielTepesKraus
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Greatest Poster in the Board
Artist
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Emerald
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

Site Moderator
will return ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SquiggyBomb
would you prefer living lube?
Posted Report
DanielTepesKraus's avatar
Posts: 9370
DanielTepesKraus
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Greatest Poster in the Board
Artist
Derpibooru Premium - Learn about the benefits of subscribing to Derpibooru Premium membership at https://derpibo
Emerald
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <DrKraus> "Roger Weiner-Asshole One. Out"
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
An Artist Who Rocks
A Really Classy Artist
Flexible - Bendy pony
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages (/generals/stupid-stuff-that-comes-to-mind-that-we-want-to-post/)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (5 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Responsible Disclosure
Not a Llama - I was once a treehouse! I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way, did the orange slay the rake?
Friendship, Art, and Magic (6 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Stolen Condensed Milk - Stole a can of Condensed Milk from Glimmer's private stash while she wasn't looking
Equality - Was more equal than the rest of the people during the event and did the only smart thing: wasn't there :^)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Wallet After Summer Sale

Site Moderator
will return ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@SquiggyBomb
even if it had a living condom to be friends with?
Posted Report
Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Join Ponyville Plaza!

Derpibooru costs over $25 a day to operate. Help keep the site up - support us on Patreon!

Syntax quick reference: *bold* _italic_ [spoiler]hide text[/spoiler] @code@ +underline+ -strike- ^sup^ ~sub~