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I’m used to streets being laid out logically in a grid where any point can be reached by traveling at right angles. All these curves, dead ends, and side streets throw off my sense of direction.
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Can I get uhhh
@Nightweaver20xx
Hey, did you know that Argonians prefer to call their own kind Saxhleel? 500 hours of gameplay of Skyrim and I just learned that.

Did you know that Dunmer prefer to call Argonians "slaves"
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A Derpy Christmas
This dude was like..rotating the control stick on a controller and smiling while reading a book. I mean it seemed weird to me before but when I realized it was a condom commercial..
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I bought tickets to see Xbox Live. Apparently the opening act were a bunch of squeaking 8 year olds yelling swear words and "your mom!" at the top of their lungs, so I just walked out. Worst concert ever!!! >:(
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Allow me to recite what i can remember of Steamed Hams. May contain typos.

ding dong
Well, Seymour, i made it, despite your directions.
Aah, superintendent Chalmer! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable luncheon!
Eeh.
burning oven
Holy gods! My roast is ruined!
But what if… i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
Ah-
Skinner and The Superintendent theme plays
Seeeeeeeymooooooooour!
Superintendent! I didn’t expect you there! I was just… stretching my legs on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Wanna join?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
No, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having! Mmmmm, steamed clams!
Chalmer goes back to the other room while Seymour goes to Krusty Burger
Superintendent, i hope you’re ready for some mouth-watering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed clams.
No ho ho, i said "steamed hams"!
You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
Where from?
Upstate New York.
Ah. Well, i’m from Utica, and i never heard anyone ever use the phrase "steamed hams".
No no, it’s an Albany expression.
I see.
chomp
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
No ho ho, that’s an old family recipe.
For steamed hams?
Yes!
Well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they’re obviously grilled.
You kno-
I-
One thing i sho-
Excuse me for one second.
Aye.
goes into kitchen then comes back
Aaaaaaah! That was wonderful! A wonderful time was had by all. I pooped.
Yes, i shou- good lord! What is happening in there?!
Aurora Borealis?
A-
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Yes.
May i see it?
No.
lunch ends
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, mother, it’s just the northern lights!
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but i must say… you steamed a good ham.
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Heeeeeelp!
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