Selfie Improvement
||Okay, lets see if Lori can come out of this episode looking better than she did in
Change of Heart…
Heh-heh. “literally_lori”. Suits her.
“Carol Pingry!? I didn’t even know she was on this app!” I didn’t even know she was still on this show.
“Perfect Carol Pingry has to one-up me in everything I do.” Well, three things. Also, aw, supportive Leni.
Oh, hey, Chaz.
Oh, Leni, you precious traitor.
“Okay, got my soft lighting, my flowers…” My clearly visible toilet.
Do they
reeeaaally expect us to buy the Loud bathroom was free for
forty whole minutes!? Pff! Yeah, I just
bet!
“Leaves don’t jump.” Is it me or can Bobby sometimes come across as a kind of…dude-Leni?
Fall, the perfect time of year for a fun-in-the-sun selfie! Also, “Wheee!
Smack! (Sideshow Bob grumble)”
“Not the bees.. Not the” etc.
Lori and Lisa’s middle names confirmed to be “Marie”. I wonder if Marie is someone one of the parents knows. Or knew… You don’t think Marie is, you know…hanging out with Bright Mac and Pear Butter? Also, “I thought your middle name was…”
Littlest Pet Shop did it!
Whoa. That’s not photo touch-up, it’s photo touching-in-a-way-that’s
no good!
Lola ate the paper on the cupcake.
Huh. I laughed at Luan’s joke. Weird.
oh…Carol is…spoken for. that’s…that’s great. i’m just sooo happy for…her,
i’ve got something in my eye! But seriously,
way to hold a pencil, Pingry!
@Alexk13
By the way, are most people able to drive afterwards? I had to see a dental surgeon in my case, so I was under heavy sedatives and my nephew had to drive me to his home for me to stay during the week.
Maybe he asked for no sedatives so he could drive. If so, holy crap, there is no way a for-show picnic is worth that. …well, okay, there are some ways it could be worth it.
There’s the lesson.
Gasp! She can talk! (crowd muttering ‘she can talk, she can talk’) She can siiiiing? …well, worth a shot.
So basically the lesson is
…sometimes.||
No Place Like Home School
Really, Luna?
Of course there’s mud and cones in the hallway. Don’t you have them in yours?
Lana hangs out with Flip?
Another comment, and this time…it’s personal! My brother was briefly home-schooled and yeah, I was super-jealous that he didn’t have to leave the house or wake up at any particular time or walk through rain and snow or deal with other kids.
The parents drive Lori to golf?
Rita’s book is still happening, I guess.
“Maybe don’t procrastinate,” gotcha.
“Maybe don’t procrastinate and try not to get side-tracked,” gotcha.
Remember kids: You can totally drive little cars on the streets.
“thtubby digitht.” But she can build complicated machinery and…and… eh, sure, thtubby digitht.
Ice cream truck at night? …oh my god… Ice cream trucks that sell more grown-up stuff! Think about it: it’s like 9 PM, you’re at home and kinda bored. In the distance, you hear a jingly version of “Paradise City” approaching. You grab some money and run outside for the Adult Stuff Truck! Hooray! “Two little bottles of rum and four spicy tacos, my good fellow,” you’d say to the driver. And maybe add “plus four pipes full of chuckles and a lighter” if state law permits. So awesome! …it would get robbed the first night. fuckin’ people…
“Shut your gut!” Yeah, just make stomach noises not happen. You can do that with your mind, you know.
Really, doesn’t everyone say “Take it to the hoop!” at one time or another? Why should George Washington be any different?
Okay, so Thursday night, the Louds found out about tests. And tried to study for them. Friday morning, they took the tests and Lola flunked hers. Monday morning, Lola finds out that she can still do homeschool. Why wait until then to tell her?