Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

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@mariomarc  
Oh no they perceive these things because their brains are moving just as fast as their body.
 
Let me put it like this. If all Barry Allen was doing was slowing everything around him down then he wouldn’t be able to vibrate through solid objects. He also wouldn’t be able to vibrate his fist to near Lightspeed.
uc9
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Dumb question: why is it that so many people that say stuff like “I’m woke”, “I’m enlightened” or something similar tend to be incredibly dumb people?
 
I have yet to meet anyone who says this kind of stuff that isn’t dumber than a sack of bricks.
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You have to be a special kind of incompetent to think that guns are gonna work on a man who can move faster than any bullet you can possibly fire.
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My mom, who’s a nurse, told me you can’t go to the doctor’s office if you just have a stomach virus because they can’t treat stomach viruses.
uc9
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So RMIT has made the world’s thinnest hologram tubing and potentially viable commercially.
 
 
Why is this important? 10 years from now:  
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uc9
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@Holofan4life  
That is actually true. There’s no cure for the stomach virus; best thing you can do is have yogurt so your diarrhea won’t be as bad.
uc9
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@uc9
It’s basically people who think they are more intelligent than they actually are
Aka 90% of the human race
 
Aka Commune on economics :V
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