i know how to cook :)

As you wish!

Hey cutie. You like chloroform?

@Silent_Witness
 
@Marshal805  
exactly what i though xD

@r0BSCENE
 
You, good sir, win at life.

That Celestia is a Spy!
 
Fires shotgun

Lets get in my dad’s SUV,  
And we’ll go over to my house, my crib, my pad  
I’ll tell my mom to go to sleep  
Then we’ll have the living room all to ourselves, you see  
We’ll put on some great DVD’s I picked up  
How bout like, something like the Matrix

“Seduce me and you’ld save the semester”

Like… right now? I don’t know if I can do it on cue.

I would rather stick my dick in a real horse.

You’re well out of my league, miss. ;~;

Very well.  

I say Luna’s more fun than you, wanna prove me wrong?

I will destroy that butt of yours.

Y-Yes Ma’am! You are a lovely woman, who works hard and had very nice hair and other body parts. I would very much like to, maybe, go out with you sometime.

I…um…want to have sex with you?

“You want to be MY lover? EARN it! SEDUCE ME!!”

If you put 3 pieces of bread together it makes a bread sandwich.

I have two hundred foreskins I can give you.

Wanna feel good in the places where the sun don’t shine?

@Joshua
 
@Silent_Witness  
I don’t think she’s one of your fried chicken tramps.