Guilt tripping.  
Good luck getting that to work on me.

All those vegetables, screaming out, but no one could hear. . .  

@Gundlach  
“Yep; Veggie dogs.”  
“… O-One Garden Murder Tube coming up…”  
“Oh for crying out loud…”

Give me three double murderburgers with ketchup, mustard, and your tears. And don’t forget to put strips of fried murdered pig on them.

Murder Tube and Murder Patty are way better names than we have!

Human: “Would it help you to know that there are hot dogs not made out of meat?”  
Cashier: *GAAAASP* “REALLY~!?”

@Andreas98  
Murder patties are way superior to murder tubes anyways.

@lasty  
Human: And make sure you cry on them. The tears make murder more delicious.

“Can I have some extra ketchup on my murder tube, You know to simulate the bloody gore of a fresh kill”

I wonder what they say when you ask for a full steak. Or buy a roast chicken.

2.97 for a single murder tube? Better give me the whole animal

Human: uh…can I change my order?  
Pony: Really!? Sure!  
Human: Three murder tubes.

Do they have any pawpaw?

Not in the mood for a Nathan;s murder tube; let’s go the the quivering fish parts bar instead.

I’d like my murder tube covered in meat mulch, if that’s alright.

Man, “murder tube” sounds way delciousser than “hot dog”.

I could really go for a murder patty insteed.

Can I get extra mustard on my murder tube?

well i’m vegetarian now I guess